Bespectacled, Tentacled Menace to Society

Here, queer, and full of fear. Former teacher, now in insurance. Final Fantasy fan and tank main in FFXIV. Loves dogs, but owns a cat. I am older than Ardyn Izunia was as a mortal man do you realize how wild that is to realize most days. One foot in the grave according to Square Enix, but still kicking for now.

[synx]

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: I met a Hanfu enthusiast by chance. He happily agreed to let me see his closet.

[enki2]

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

I need people to understand my old woman yuri vision.

[hemeart]

Melinoë ans Icarus - Hades 2 fanart

[cordia1ly]

Romance with Doom

[jupiem]

This piece was a bit ambitious for me, but I did it! I love these girls and had to draw them ^^ Does this count as mermay??? mayhap. ♡ Ko-fi ♡ BlueSky ♡ IG ♡ Twitter ♡

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[thememedaddy]

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[frinos-fan]

making the image from my intro its own post because i think it is my magnum opus

[anxietyproblem]

[handsomekakigori]

HE GOT THE POWER OF THE LUCII AND FIH ON HIS SIDE!

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free