Welp.

Hello! I'm Sam and I live on Long Island, where I commute to my lovely school every day (AU). I suck at making little blurbs so if you want to know more, ask. I have a not so private blog that you're free to ask for as well because I use it more than this one.

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You know what would be a good card for Cards Against Humanity?

"No one can twerk it like _________"

Think of the possibilities for answers:

"Grandma"

"Kids with ass cancer"

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When you go on tumblr and forget that you went on your old blog last  night to extract something from your old private blog... oops.

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why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

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I love that I haven't been on this blog in probably a year but I still have 225 followers

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They've still got it!

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View this post on Instagram

Ice ice baby

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Hanging at my best friend’s house

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Wow remember when I had hair????

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Visit Original Link

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How is it that I have almost 200 more followers on this blog, which I haven't posted on in months, than my new one?

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Well visiting Kellenberg was pretty boring except Blanton Huggard and Buckley. 

I mean most of the people I was friends with in high school turned out to be really shitty friends. And I mean I knew some of them weren't the best people when I was friends with them. It's the ones who were supposed to be my best friends and turned out to be bad friends that I'm disappointed in. 

So here's my thankful Thanksgiving post for my actually good friends.

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#loveletters

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Happy Birthday, dad!

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#me #selfie #studytime #hopefully #blackandwhite

[worldwar2chainz]

I Was Planning on Doing My Homework on Friday But I Waited Until Sunday and Now I’m Really Stressed Out and Overwhelmed But I Still Haven’t Learned My Lesson, a thrilling autobiography

[chibird]

It’s fall! The trees are going to start doing this soon (if they haven’t already, like the oak trees in my front yard). >w<

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I haven't been on this blog in months and I still have more followers on this blog than my new one.

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Awwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #baking #pumpkinspice #pumpkin #pumpkinspicecookies #cookies #nofilter