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they had this amazing filter, called ‘I’m the one paying you’

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We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

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“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

[sourstraws]

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

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Historians: …well, we can’t really say these historical figures were “gay,” because “gay” and “homosexual” are very modern identities. In different times people had very different views of sexuality.

Me: …so, by that same idea, I guess we can’t say they’re straight either, right?

Historians:

[quousque]

This is what I’ve been saying. No one in history was straight until very recently.

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this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

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A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.

Me: I didn’t know you were straight.

A Straight:

Me:

[memewhore]

[gay-irl]

gay☕irl

[neuters]

please read this

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Am I the only one who fucking hates my straight “friends”? Like I have to pretend to be nice to them, but they keep hanging around me, thinking I’m their friend, like go away lmao get your nasty straight ass some straight friends

Ok imma be real with you: shut up.

No one is making you be friends with anyone. Friends are people that you surround yourself with to enrich your life.

If you actually care about your straight friends and they add value to your life, but they don’t understand an aspect of the LGBTQ community in a way that hinders your relationship, take the take to explain to it to them. If they grow from it, great. If not, reconsider continuing that relationship.

But none of this fakeness. You are not forced to trick anyone into thinking you care about them, regardless of their sexual orientation. Do better.

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Today a girl in my class got told off for her skirt being too short or whatever and was told the usual “distraction for the boys” bs and she deadass stood up, looked this sexist teacher in the eye, and said “but it’s the girls I’m trying to impress sir” and if that ain’t a lesbian queen I don’t know what is

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I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

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omfg

[teo2608]

Ok Google, remind me not to fuck up reading the end of a book

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Same energy