@amphibianauthor @that-fall-guy would scream all the time. trying to sleep? screams. trying to read? screams. trying to send me to the cat orphanage? they wont even accept me because of all the SCREAMING.
@ouranios-sys 100% stare and give yall leaf
@teonytheclouddragon purring at you all day every day
@crime-eats-shorts stare, follow you around, and headbutt your leg
@fledgeheart @the-solar-eclipsed purr and headbutt you both
@arcticfoxpup42 @mooberg i think we all know the answer 🩵 chomp chomp mfer 😌🩵🩵🩵✨✨💖💖
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@thedoomedpie pie my wifesband i wouldnt need to do any of these because i know for a genuine fact if i was turned into a cat you'd try to turn yourself into one too so we could be cat menaces and no one could actually convict us of cat arson
@charlybvnny easy. sit on you when youre sad and let you pet me. i would also curl up on your bed nightly so you have fuzzies, and we could invent a cat to bunny language so we could talk while you have that hip injury
@pinkish29 probably bite you. repeatedly. until your entire arm is gone. then as you stare in shock and horror, i throw it back up. youre missing an arm and now you have to clean, and my entire life's purpose is making yours miserable, soooooo...
@farther-north girl as you are huffing and puffing up your hiking trail wondering if youll ever see the face of evil kate again, i will sit on your head and make a little rats nest and let you carry me up the hill. any time you wonder why theres a cat on your head ill just shrug and say "remember what heimler said about cats?" now youll be trying to remember instead of getting the cat off
@seafoampuddings ZOOMIES, get exhausted within ten seconds, puddle out on the floor like its the end times, and then when you try to help, hack out a hairball the likes of which this world has never seen before
@thiswildmarm get in the way. your daily word count will drop exponentially. this is simply to sabotage you on 4thewords. i will win. i will not let a silly frenchman beat me at my own language.
@cheetah-roll was saving worst for last 🩵🩵🩵 i would scream, bite you, and mess up your hair. i would eat all your kandi. out of affection, of course!!!!! it would be wonderful, chee. you wouldnt want to miss it :)
@ DADDY CHAD!!!! daddy chad i love you, each passing day chadism grows stronger. Uhh probably scream to the high heavens about how Not Following Chad is Bad. ALL HAIL DADDY CHAD
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