BitterSweetLove @tequ1lam0ck1ngb1rd - Tumblr Blog

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Him: I’m gonna cum!

Me:

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Don’t you dare

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haha it stuck to his head

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makeup tips from an actual makeup artist

-dont use tape around your eyes -expensive makeup doesnt mean its better -YOUTUBERS HAVE NOT BEEN TO COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. they are often paid to say things -you cant learn to do makeup from a video. you just need to practice. -you dont need to line your lips if you’re wearing liquid to matte lipstick (dont listen to kylie jenner) -use a foundation your shade. I’m talking to you white girls. stop it. -YOU DONT NEED EXPENSIVE MAKEUP (its not always worth it) -THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO DO MAKEUP -the right eyebrows/ eye makeup depends on your eye and face shape. -STOP WATCHING CONTOUR TUTORIALS -NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FACE SHAPE -red eyeshadow can look good -glitter is always a good idea -there is no such thing as day time and night time makeup -heavy makeup is pretty and you look good -WHO CARES IF ITS SMUDGED OR NOT BLENDED? YOU TRIED.

naihve

this is important

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Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

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This really says a LOT

bunney

simpsons is so next level

- Nature blog ^^

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I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the human condition and what makes people tick. I’m interested in the things people try to hide.

Johnny Depp (via wordsnquotes)

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015 (by Miss Kaplan)

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ask me stuff !!!🌞☁️🌈

1.) what’s a song you depict with your childhood? 2.) did you have a memorable childhood pet? 3.) have you ever been drunk? 4.) have you ever tried drugs? 5.) have you ever completely regretted what you’ve said? 6.) have you ever made someone cry? 7.) has someone ever made you cry? 8.) have you ever been in love? if so, describe the moment you knew it. 9.) which came first the chicken or the egg? 10.) are you part of the lgbtq+ community? do you support them? 11.) how many siblings do you have? 12.) have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love? 13.) are you a good cook? 14.) what is your favorite tv show? 15.) what is the last movie you cried during? 16.) what are songs you’ve cried to when you first heard them? (if any) 17.) do you have a middle name? 18.) have you been out of your country? 19.) are you a chocolate fan or not? 20.) how many people have you kissed? 21.) what is your favorite album? 22.) what is your dream car? 23.) what is your lucky/favorite number? 24.) what is your favorite flower? 25.) books or movies, why? 26.) have you ever been on a blind date? 27.) has one of your friends ever backstabbed you? 28.) have you ever backstabbed one of your friends? 29.) what thing do you symbolize love with? 30.) do you have neat handwriting? 31.) do you have a friend with benefits? 32.) do you want a friend with benefits? 33.) if you could be anything in the world, what would you be? 34.) have you ever been blackout drunk? 35.) have you ever met someone famous? 36.) how many concerts have you been to? 37.) which concerts have you been to? 38.) do you have a hidden talent? 39.) what do you do when you’re stressed? 40.) do you think money can buy love? 41.) how old would you date? 42.) have you ever done something illegal? 43.) what is your biggest fear? 44.) what is an unusual fear you have? 45.) can you drive? 46.) do you believe in supernatural creatures? 47.) do you believe in karma? 48.) what is one quality you need in your partner? 49.) do looks matter? 50.) does size matter? 51.) who is the last person you forgave? 52.) what is your favorite ice cream flavor? 53.) what languages can you speak besides english? 54.) ever been on a plane? 55.) ever been on a boat? 56.) is there anyone you’ve lost touch with that you wish you hadn’t? 57.) are there any friendships you regret? 58.) are there any friendships you wish you could make? 59.) have you ever stayed awake for 24 (+) hours? 60.) have you ever walked outside after 12 am? 61.) have you ever seen a sunrise completely through? 62.) are you scared of rollercoasters? 63.) on a scale of 1-10 how stressed are you usually? 64.) do you have any plans this weekend? 65.) do you miss anyone right now? 66.) who do you wish you were talking to right now? 67.) if you could have any superpower, what would it be? 68.) who is your favorite superhero? 69.) are you dirty minded? 70.) what is your favorite song from every decade starting at that 80’s? 71.) how many kids, if any, do you want? 72.) who is your biggest OTP? 73.) what is your favorite food? 74.) do you want to be married one day? 75.) dogs or cats? 76.) do you drink enough water daily? 77.) have you ever seen a shooting star? 78.) if you had the opportunity to go to the moon, would you? 79.) how many best friends do you have? 80.) when was the last time you cried? 81.) have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself? 82.) have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed? 83.) if you could travel any where in the world, where would you go? 84.) what are 3 words you would use to describe yourself? 85.) do you consider yourself a loyal person? 86.) what is your favorite season and why? 87.) have you ever told anyone you loved them, and didn’t mean it? 88.) do you know how to play any instruments? 89.) do like like falling asleep to music or not? 90.) what are you allergic to? 91.) have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day just so you could see what there life is like? 92.) if you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be? 93.) if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be and why? 94.) are you outgoing? 95.) have you ever wanted to kiss someone, but weren’t brave enough to? 96.) are you a good flirt? 97.) have you ever been turned down, or have you ever turned anyone down? 98.) which planet is your favorite? 99.) are you superstitious? 100.) are you a good listener? 101.) are you a good kisser 102.) would you kiss any of your friends?

machetelanding

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SAY👏THAT👏SHIT

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This …

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I need a classical Symphony to play to this right here!!!

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👅

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me: not today, satan

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

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THIS PRECIOUS BABY

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

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At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

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a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”

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once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

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A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.