How to Get Away with Murder pt.1
I recently learned that if you puncture the lungs of a dead body, it’ll sink. WHY DON”T MORE PEOPLE DO THIS. KILLERS ARE DUMB AS FUCK. JUST KILL SOMEONE, AND THEN PUNCTURE THEIR LUNGS AND THROW EM IN THE OCEAN. WHAT?
Around 600,000 people are reported missing every year. 90,000 are presumed dead. IF PEOPLE AREN’T AS DUMB AS I THINK THEY ARE, THERE COULD BE OVER 100,000 BODIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CAUSE PEOPLE PUNCTURED THEIR VICTIMS LUNGS
I wrote this two days ago, and now i'm like, what the fuck was I thinking.











