chicken nuggets for the woman's soul

Hi this is my tumblr for silly things

[angrybirdsmoviemoved-blog]

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

[gorrestfump-deactivated20130512]

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

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[trainerdaniels-pokeblog]

[xxxsparkleheartachexxx-blog]

Ahhh fossils

[wavefreedom]

[brendenfraser]

[thatdudethathikes]

[diamondlife1]

this weird obsession straight white girls have with boys butts on this site… like lol, what u gonna do? u gonna fuck that ass? u gonna eat that ass? lol no ur gonna use it as a pillow or some stupid trifillin white girl nonsense.

[dudeseatingsalads]

[thefrogman]

1up.

[sexponents]

YESTERDAY THIS GIRL WORE HEELIES TO SCHOOL AND SHE WAS HEELYING WITH HER LUNCH AND SHE FELL AND HER FACE LANDED IN MASH POTATOES AND WHEN SHE LEFT THE LUNCH ROOM SHE HEELIED OFF THE STEPS AND FELL AND NOW HEELIES ARE BANNED AT OUR SCHOOL

[sexponents]

I WASN’T KIDDING

[hausofbhd]

#life

[hit-the-dirt-and-get-back-on]

[waanderr-lusstt]

will you shut the fuck up we’re trying to watch TV.

[audrenamarie]

[trashboat]

the struggle is real

[tastymelonfarm]

one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i said YES give me and she let me take a huge swig and this is why i have trust issues

[dresslad-blog]

(Dis so sad btw make U crey)

[ratchetmess]