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here, queer, and ready to surfing santa

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Jeremy Flores, Matahi Drollet, Matehau Tetopata and Michel Bourez in Tahiti Photos: Ben Thouard

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you, a poser: god is dead

me, a necromancer and an oppurtunist: wait, what?

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this ones for all the porn bots following me:

tity

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The Signs as Strange Planets

Aries: Wasp 12 b ; Orbits WAY too close to its star making it slowly die.

Taurus: HD188753 ; Has 3 stars, everywhere you look there's a sunset/rise.

Gemini: 55 Cancri e ; A gigantic diamond worth about 26.9 non million dollars.

Cancer: GJ 1214 b ; Completely made of water, no land.

Leo: Gliese 581 c ; Can possibly support life in a small area but 1 side is too hot and the other too cold.

Virgo: Kepler 438 b ; The most earth-like planet.

Libra: HD189773 b ; Rains glass sideways constantly.

Scorpio: TrEs 26 ; Darkest Planet ever, glows red.

Sagittarius: Wasp 17 b ; Largest Planet ever.

Capricorn: J1407-B ; Has rings 200 times bigger than Saturn's.

Aquarius: Gliese 436 b ; A ball of ice that is constantly on fire.

Pisces: HD 106906 b ; The loneliest place et, 1.1 times bigger than Jupiter.

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the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.” why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like them, its okay

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take me back to 2009 so i can experience hearing tik tok for the first time again

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kanye shouldnt have written those lyrics, kim shouldnt be okay with her husband writing those lyrics & taylor shouldnt have been okay with it either like. everybody wrong!!!!! but i like the memes

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we’ve moved past beating a dead horse and arrived at ‘palaeontologists are unearthing remains of severely mistreated horse corpse’

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It is season 45 of supernatural, the Winchester brothers are facing their biggest threat yet, Satan’s cousin’s college roommate’s godson, Fuckhands McMike

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Zye Norris. The solitary road. via deus ex machina

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Actress Stephanie Beatriz Is Bisexual, Blesses Us All | Autostraddle

Today, Queen of My Heart and Brooklyn Nine-Nine star Stephanie Beatriz took to twitter to confirm that she likes girls!

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God is REAL

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2014- Ferguson, MO- Edward Crawford (Photo- Robert Cohen- St. Louis Post-Dispatch) 

2015- Columbia, SC- Bree Newsome (Photo- Adam Anderson- Reuters) 

2016- Baton Rouge, LA-  Ieshia Evans (Photo- Jonathan Bachman- Reuters) 

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Photos: DecompreSean https://www.facebook.com/decompresean/

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The Best Time I Pretended I Hadn’t Heard of Slavoj Žižek — The Hairpin

One weird trick to frustrate the hell out of a Marxist bro

”This is the Žižek game, and I am going to teach you how to play it. Think of these instructions as the opposite of the ones offered in “How to Be Polite,” Paul Ford’s beautiful essay about graciousness and its effects on other people. Ford’s advice is meant to be lived by. My advice is intended only for special occasions. It is for when you have an itch to scratch, and that itch is called, “a puerile desire to get on other people’s nerves.” All you do is stonily deny any knowledge of a person or cultural touchstone that you should, by virtue of your other cultural reference points, be aware of. These will of course be different for everyone, but my favorites include:

Žižek, John Updike, MORRISSEY (only for experts), Radiohead, Twin Peaks,David Lynch in general, Banksy (only for streetfighters), Withnail and I, Bauhaus (movement), Bauhaus (band), Afrika Burn, the expression “garbage person,” A Clockwork Orange, Steampunk (this one is really good), Jack Kerouac, “Gilmore Girls,” Woody Allen, the expression “grammar nerd,” the expression “grammar Nazi,” cocktails, bongs, magical realism, millennials, Cards Against Humanity, trance parties, bunting, many comedians, William Gibson, burlesque, the Beats, The God Delusion, sloths, anarchism, Joy Division, CrossFit, “The Mighty Boosh,” and Fight Club.”

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technology related sensory memories from my childhood

sliding the metal cover on floppy disks

the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes

ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 

rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

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The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

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Manually rewinding cassette tapes by spinning them around my fingers

Playing with the rubber casing of the buttons on a Walkman–pulling them away, rotating them, slipping them from side to side on the stiff posts of the buttons

The audio and visual static at the end of a videotape

The satisfying thwap-thwap-thwap as you page through a well-filled CD sleeve book

How weird and small and light the first cordless phone felt