The Thief of Hope

I live with two robots.

[yanderechild-archive]

2 types of friendship

or

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time

Baby you can’t even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely but who you going after? Who’s trying you?

[formordor-deactivated20181220]

hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you 

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

[tkingfisher]

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.

[fieldbears]

“Is the middle finger weaponized? Does it spray a venom perhaps” “No, student Xeepzorp, it is frail and harmless like the others” “Fascinating”

[terminally-acrimonious]

this is what i looked like in the beta universe when i raised arin and i was old

but still hot

and apparently a trolls side ho

shit yes

[mathssuck-deactivated20150823]

[jupitervega]

bird: [screaming loudly into cup]

[skaian-heretic]

the striders taking a moment to appreciate a fine ass

[ruinedchildhood]

Me as a parent

[youcantfuckosmosisjones]

you cant fuck the iron giant. be honest with yourself. that thing was not built to be fucked. sure, you can try, but mark my words: its metallic ass will only disassemble itself at your touch and come back stronger

[awwww-cute]

No sign of remorse detected

[nuggles]

“tell us about yourself”

[yumi-food]

Chocolate Chip Cookie Cone | Dude Foods

[guardians-of-the-food]

Ice Box Raspberry Chocolate Chip Cheesecake

[terminally-acrimonious]

talesof-infinitestaircase

arin and your kid are telling me i shouldnt follow evil robot blogs

because of our heritage???? honestly i tuned him out after a bit

but like i already follow mal and the guide

so this ship has already sailed

[psamathe0]

Burnt Cinnamon Roll Too Bad For This World, Too Evil

[rockymountaingothic]

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

[entropy-archive-blog]

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

[rockymountaingothic]

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

[flowerbots]

Knockout header for gwennniex!!