a huge nerd

Kirby/F/27(she/he)

[kirbynoodle]

Me crawling back to this website because somehow all the other websites got a lot worse.

[bulecelup]

unicorn amu

[waffliesinyoface]

in spite of everything else, you do have to hand it to the Principality of Zeon, they did kinda pop off with the Zaku

[waffliesinyoface]

[kirbynoodle]

People will harass an artist for not picking the correct hex value for a characters skin tone and be like “that’s enough activism for today.”

[telekinetic-issue]

she sharmalormaghah on my ahyeahgah til I sheweahwah

[just-prompt-things]

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

[peach-flavored-cyanide]

alternatively

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[lastoneout]

You. You get it.

[kirbynoodle]

I have replaced “kill myself” with “I’m going to give the people what they want.”

[snapscube]

i sympathize with you on the "getting content warnings you didnt ask for" front. i think that CWs being normalized are probably a net positive for most people, but i generally dont need them and people coming up to me and warning me about stuff i never requested to be warned about (and in some cases and explicitly said "dont warn me about stuff" to) can get pretty tiresome

Absolutely. I hold that content warnings are absolutely a positive, full stop. but there is a real tangible difference between CWs from a creator-to-audience perspective and unprompted CWs towards a single stranger haha. Like if a friend you know well has a common trigger that they have asked to be warned about when diving into new stuff thats one thing, but if i just post "hey im playing ace attorney im excited :)" and you immediately send me "just so you know in ace attorney there is a plethora of uncomfortable content in (such and such context) that may make you feel (such and such way) so look out!" that is extremely annoying no matter how vague or well meaning. I did not ask for that, it does nothing for me.

[snapscube]

giving this a food analogy on the off chance u dont really understand the difference or why i personally find it frustrating and even condescending:

CWs placed on a piece of media by the original creator/distributor of that media are similar to like, an allergen warning on a restaurant menu. They are intended for a wide variety of people to read and determine at their own discretion whether a meal is safe for them to consume. If someone has a peanut allergy and sees that a meal contains peanuts or has been in contact with peanuts, they can then say for themselves "I will not order that!"

And if you were at, say, a buffet and you saw that a personal friend you know for a fact has a mushroom allergy pick up a bowl of stew with mushrooms in it, it would for sure be appropriate to say "I know this is an issue for you, are you aware that this dish has mushrooms"

But it would absolutely be kinda weird and off-putting if you were at a buffet, saw a stranger willingly grab a bowl of soup that contains mushrooms, and then walked up to them to say "ma'am for your own safety i feel it necessary to inform you this soup that you have selected has mushrooms in it".

It's the kind of act that stems from a series of WILD assumptions about that person, including but not limited to the assumption that they even have a mushroom allergy at all, and the ESPECIALLY condescending assumption that they were completely incapable of determining the soup they sought out and selected themselves contained mushrooms.

[gremlinade-juice]

clean & full ver. under the cut❗

[fragile-dyke]

shocked that i haven’t seen a post about this already but the way that “full body deodorant” is being pushed on us is so vile. that woman in the commercials being like “i’m a woman and i know how it feels to be ashamed of your body’s natural odors. that’s why i invented this shit to rub between your thighs so you, too, can feel ashamed of your body’s natural odors. unless you buy my product :)” die die die die kill yourself fuck you fuck you

[fragile-dyke]

the people in my grandparents’ generation who were marketed baby powder to keep their pussies dry and odorless and got fucking cancer from it are rolling in their graves rn. please stop i’m begging you just let your body do its thing i promise hey. look at me. i promise you don’t smell bad. no one can smell you. and if they can, i promise they will be fine. please i’m begging

[fragile-dyke]

if i take a girl’s underwear off and smell chemical imitation lavender or rose or whatever instead of sweat and musk and girlstink the way god intended i’m burning down a cvs

[fragile-dyke]

to be clear this isn’t just about ppl with vaginas and it’s not just about genitalia. stop putting this shit on your feet, your thighs, your chest, etc. stop letting companies who see you as nothing more than an easily manipulated sack of money convince you that you’re gross because you don’t naturally secrete coconut and vanilla from your pores

[sambuchito]

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

[kirbynoodle]

If you can’t tell me what’s wrong with a poll that asks if your parent’s income is from 50k-60k or 70k-80k just block me fr

[kirbynoodle]

All that stupid poll has taught me is that tumblr doesn’t know how a number line works and that this site’s userbase believes that someone making $100k+ a year is “wealthy” or that “wealth” comes from the paycheck you get every week.

[sarcasticgiraff]

Intricate rituals babes!!!

[kirbynoodle]

I don’t think we’re ever getting that Blade movie

[kirbynoodle]

Most of my “self-insert” OCs evolve into their own characters as over time but you can always tell which characters started out as self-inserts because they are like, 5’3” at most.

[cannibalchicken]

is he stupid?

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Orange cat behavior