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heart-of-a-jedi

Never has a quote been more relevant or accurate

sjowgren-deactivated20240728

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

glutko

The Worst Jar Jar Binks Merchandise

weaver-z

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

postmarxed

slopaganda

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh

slopaganda

neopoint

hey guys i’m so sorry

education

Source: http://bit.ly/2N2Nqi4

the-worm-man

Poly rights

spooky-catboy-angel

finally, a bed big enough for me and my size 13 nikes

thediscossessed

Me and the boys waking up in our Alaska King

fallout-fallen-knight

Mr. House really made a literal walled city patrolled by heavily armed private police and which you have to have an exorbitant amount of money to even get in to, and which is surrounded on all sides by poor communities desperately trying to survive, and clowns will still defend him to their dying death because he made some vague allusions to space exploration and colony ships

foulserpent

babygirl i am soooooo sogood at crushing nuts and seeds with my thick beak

bidoof

so there’s a pretty well known minecraft server called 2b2t that was originally made by facepunch/4chan idiots at least five years ago with the goal of creating a server that 1. has no moderation and 2. never changes maps. naturally a lot of idiot griefer players were attracted to this concept and basically turned the server into a lawless hellworld where any new player is at the mercy of the griefer warlords. the griefers built a colossal, monolithic cobblestone wall around the worldspawn so new players with no items wouldn’t be able to escape from it, allowing griefers with powerful equipment to spawnkill new players as much as they liked. new players punched dozens of tiny little tunnels through this wall which created a way to escape the worldspawn area if you explored enough

one time in july of 2012 i heard about this server and decided to explore it a bit. that’s what the huge wall around the worldspawn looked like from outside the worldspawn. the worldspawn was basically the epicenter of a massive radius of uninhabitable land where stuff like trees and animals had all been stripped away by griefers to make it as hard as possible to survive. i managed to run fairly far away from the worldspawn and reach an area that looked relatively normal and uninhabited so i dug a small underground bunker at the bottom of the world and planted a couple farms and logged out. i kind of forgot about it after that and didn’t log back in until i randomly remembered the server existed again in march of 2015 and decided to see if my little bunker was still there which is when i discovered that it was and saw this REALLY good sign somebody had left after discovering it

at that time in 2015 i just kind of laughed and took that screenshot and explored my bunker a bit and saw that people had come and destroyed the farms i had built and holed up the entrance to my bunker but otherwise left it in tact, which made me pretty proud. i logged out and forgot about the server again until just now (august of 2017) when i logged back in again. my bunker was pretty much the same as in 2015 except that funny sign had been removed by someone. i didn’t go back up to the surface when i had logged in in 2015, so decided to dig myself back up and see what it was like

when i originally dug down in this area in 2012, it just looked like any other naturally generated tundra/forest biome in minecraft. what i found when i came back up to the surface just now five years later was a strange massive manmade cobblestone structure and several giant fountains of lava. there weren’t any other players nearby. someone had spawned four withers nearby which seemed to (thankfully) be stuck in a ditch like area and were just blowing shit up indefinitely. i wandered around and found another underground base near mine which happened to have some melons growing in it, so i took a few to resupply the melons in my griefed farm. i got a bit lost but finally found the hole leading back to my bunker and buried myself again and planted my melon seeds. i can hear the wither explosions from my bunker now, which is kind of worrying. i don’t really feel like doing anything else in here so maybe i’ll log back in and 2020 and see if my little bunker with the melons is still there then

pondwitch

ive been waiting for people to start sharing these kinds of minecraft stories because it’s one of the most fascinating internet communities that’s ever existed imo

hoenanlynch-moved-deactivated20

stop putting the damn “what happens in your head when you do math” post on my dash. you know what happens in my head when i see a math problem? my eyes go blank and stupid horse starts playing somewhere

antiisocialbunny

Help your friendly neighborhood milf not go homeless!

Hey so never thought I’d ever have to make one of these but uh yeah my landlady is not happy that my baby exists in an area that I pay a fucking premium for :^))

So yeah Dante Markus hasn’t even been alive for two months yet and we’re facing eviction in the middle of a pandemic!! And because we’re in the middle of a pandemic trying to find a rental is not exactly cost effective

I’m already paying 1300 a month and am pulling that outa my ass so I’m not sure where I’m supposed to find money for anything else I’m freaking the duck out and I’m really not sure what to do especially right now.

I had a pretty sever hemorrhage post birth and am just now finally healing so I can’t even go back to work yet like I’m so cucked I fucking thought shit would work out for once but fuck me i guess.

I know money’s tight for everyone but if you have anything to spare I’d be eternally greatful but if you don’t I get it

paypal.me/GMeidlinger