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WARNING NSFW: Gore, Body Horror, Hallucinations, Mental Disease, Dissociation Magic Anon: None Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are a PERFECTLY WELL ADJUSTED young adult. No matter what anybody else says, you have done NOTHING WRONG in any conceivable way even if you covet varies species of the AVIAN VARIETY. What you'd really like is if people would just STOP WATCHING YOU and leave you and your DOOMED SELVES to your own devices. What will you do?

[terntechgobblehead]

hey

[rahafwabas]

I am sorry-

A Dave angst yet again

This is after he killed ultimate dirk

[tiredsxmedeafness]

[terntechgobblehead]

there he is

thats the asshole that cursed my life got flip turned upside down

[themetalhiro]

Just a guy being a dude.

[aviarei]

Since people liked the John one, here’s a Grimdark Dave too

[8xenon8]

I miss u bird boy

[cantina-band]

[thebeakincarnate]

The only appropriate use of this song

[fruitegg]

red and white are indistinguishable in the darkroom

[partythulu]

:3c

[twilightrenaissance]

bella googling “cold one” and finding beer ads moodboard

[xytase]

alexander graham bell invented the telephone but did he have swag

[sketchoodles]

Day 7 - Exhausted

“well maybe i never wanted to be a knight of time“

[delicatebirdbouquetsworld]

[spffnity]

dave “4+ shades of red at once” godzilla strider

[rzdmnz]

well, shit

[terntechgobblehead]

i cant believe dirkanne maryweather strider would shut me down like this

[tiredsxmedeafness]

I can’t believe David Elizabeth wants to fucking fight me.

[terntechgobblehead]

believe it bro ill take you on any time any place

[tiredsxmedeafness]

Where at? Kitchen?

[terntechgobblehead]

i said any place didnt i

ill best you in any challenge maryweather

trust

[tiredsxmedeafness]

Kitchen it is.

Whoever eats the most without Strider knowing wins.

[terntechgobblehead]

what the fuck dude im not about to get into healthy eating habits

nah

whoever can rearrange the most shit without strider or captor noticing or getting caught in the act wins

[tiredsxmedeafness]

Fine, fine.

Whoever makes it there first will be able to get a five minute start.

We’ll even take this outside of the kitchen.

[terntechgobblehead]

you really want to mess with the time dude

i mean aight im listening 

what did you have in mind

[tiredsxmedeafness]

That’s another thing, using our powers isn’t allowed. Though, I guess that would mean I won’t have to be on the lookout, either.

I like a challenge, so I’m fine with it if you are.

[terntechgobblehead]

whats the point of having dominion over time if im not allowed to exploit it for petty gain in a simple challenge like this

boo

so are you saying we do the kitchen and then like bonus round the shit out of this by messing with the main room or some shit too 

because im down

[tiredsxmedeafness]

Yeah, we’ll just fuck up the whole manor if we can, see what all we can get away with in an hour.

[terntechgobblehead]

our rooms are off limits though fair

otherwise cool

[kirbaka]

can you believe this is a real timeline in which ryan reynolds is voicing pikachu in a live-action detective pikachu like WHAT