[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[thalassata]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[illusoryfem]

[barin-mclegg]

Bicycle rights

[mgs5]

that 0 note post is your mutual dying in a hot car alone no water no ac

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[terothecat]

Slayyyter concert! :3c

[hungwy]

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more