Aryon

this is a silly acc I made for my friend's AU. I fuckily love tele this is satire-

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

Intro post

My name is Antinous of Ithaca Ayron Chase, this is my hate account for the dumb and smelly little wolf Terrence (you may have seen him around on Social media, kinda popular)

Reasons:

1 - HE FUCKING BIT ME!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM!? ALL I DID WAS TRY TO KILL HIM AND SUDDENLY I'M THE BAD GUY!?!?!?

2 - HE WON'T LET ME BANG HIS MOM. LIKE DUDE, GAME IS GAME!!!

3 - HE'S SO SMELLY LIKE DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE ADVENTURE AND SPONSERSHIPS EWWWWWW

4 - HIS GIRLFRIEND??? HELLO??? HIS GIRLFRIEND IS WAY TOO HOT, HOW DOES THAT DUMBASS PULL A GIRL LIKE THAT???

So yeah, fuck Telemachus of Ithaca.

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@telemachusofnowhere - some bitch fucking dumbass, fucking hate him.

@future-king-of-ithaca - a much better version of Telemachus, my little blueberry muffin pie 💙💙💙

@onesunnygal - Terrence's really sweet and genuinely nice girlfriend (totally not a "bi awakening", whatever that means)

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Hey, mod here! This is an Influencer!AU antinous blog. My friend convinced me to make it lol-

You may know me for being the creator of the Striken!Athena AU, I just made this for fun. There's no harassment to Jorge, Mico, Aryon, or anyone else involved in the creation of Epic!

Dni: any NSFW blogs, anyone begging for money, anyone Anti LGBTQ. Overall bigots.

When antinous talks: "When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?"

When I talk: L + Ratio + no Bitches + No Penelope bozo.

That's all, have fun!

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

adam?????????

"I ran out of FUCKING ideas and my new roommate is Christian."

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im a bitch my names robert

"..cool. i'm Aryon."

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it’s been a year since this was made how do u feel

"SICK MAN. Apartment's decorated. Not so well on any other prospect, but if I didn't die a second time i'd say that's pretty good."

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"Autobiographies are sick" <- just read like 20 sharpwolf fics

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"About to go talk to the dude who threw a boiled egg into my apartment window, update later"

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"Hell nah bro I got my ass beat I ain't posting shit"

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"About to go talk to the dude who threw a boiled egg into my apartment window, update later"

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Giggles loudly. AntiRiri kids<3 cause I like seeing you BOTH suffer.

"WHERE DID THESE KIDS COME FROM??"

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"They rock on my little till I wolf.."

[antinous-1-harveyharvington]

"Fucking spoiled LOSER"

- @terrenceoithacahaterone

"OKAY NO."

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"Spineness BITCH"

"DAMN FAG."

[harpie-talia-offical]

*worried chirp* (t: hey man, just a quick question, ermmmm... are you allowed to say that 💔)

-🐎⚔️

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

"I can like... only say half of it. Only half of me is gay or something I don't know."

"Why am I talking to a bird."

[antinous-1-harveyharvington]

"Fucking spoiled LOSER"

- @terrenceoithacahaterone

"OKAY NO."

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

"Spineness BITCH"

"DAMN FAG."

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

Wanna meet a new silly? Of course you do! Well... The one controlling your strings surely does!

*throws a strange woman in front of him that seems to have no color*

Great... What year is it?

@vessel-and-creator

Aryon let go of the phone in his hand as he groaned. At this point, why did he even expect to have a normal life after coming to the US. This country was already fucked enough without the time travel going on in secrecy. He stood up from his couch, taking a step forward as he examined the stranger in his room.

"Why don't yo- you know what? Nevermind, I was confused as well back then." He massaged his nose. "2025. CE, not BCE. Just in case you couldn't guess that."

[vessel-and-creator]

Oh- the present. You look ancient, so I expected somewhen else.

She gets up weirdly, not using anything for help, just sorta slithering back up

I haven't seen or heard of you, neither did she until recently, who are you?

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

"Okay, great way of telling me I look old." He nodded, hands shifting into a cross as he tapped on his elbow. Like, for the love of the gods. He personally thought he'd been doing a great job integrating into modern society. Maybe he'll have to borrow a magazine. Or steal it, or whatever.

He was about to ask who 'she' was, but knowing what happens when you ask too many questions, it was probably a better idea not to do so. "I go by a lot of things. Aryon, Antinous, take your pick." If he had a choice, he probably would have thrown this strange woman out of his apartment. But the gods don't like it when you mess with their ideas.

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

Wanna meet a new silly? Of course you do! Well... The one controlling your strings surely does!

*throws a strange woman in front of him that seems to have no color*

Great... What year is it?

@vessel-and-creator

Aryon let go of the phone in his hand as he groaned. At this point, why did he even expect to have a normal life after coming to the US. This country was already fucked enough without the time travel going on in secrecy. He stood up from his couch, taking a step forward as he examined the stranger in his room.

"Why don't yo- you know what? Nevermind, I was confused as well back then." He massaged his nose. "2025. CE, not BCE. Just in case you couldn't guess that."

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

Like

Y'know

*Vaguely gestures at a blob full of stuff that's happening somewhere, some important, some are just people looking for their sock*

The situation

"Ah shit, that."

"I don't really interact with stuff like that unless it's a part of the small section of fandom spaces i'm in. What could a Blackface Labubu POSSIBLY mean?"

"I'm just speaking from experience, there are better ways to deal with situations than to riot... unless the situation is terrible, then riot all you want."

"I do know that the US is a shit show right now. Haven't joined any protests or anything, but I don't like what's going on at the moment."

[terrenceoithacahaterone]

What is your opinion on the situation?

"...I have no idea what you're talking about, actually."

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Antinous

Are you aware of the Sharpwolf fics on Ao3?

"The what."

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Aryon, what does stfu mean?

"See the future unfold??? What else???"