terrible headcanons

everyone has read their share of weird headcanons. now you can share your hilarious, terrible headcanons with the world. submit your shit, and thank you.

[terribleheadcanons]

this is terrible headcanons not nasty shit but okay

[unicornery]

@terribleheadcanons

Rihanna is clicking her serving tongs together because someone in Oceans 8 is definitely getting the clamps

[fandombarf]

Gabriel Lorca cries during sex pass it on

[unicornery]

@terribleheadcanons

As he is a bad litle boy, all of Fourvel’s knives were Christmas gifts from HoHo the naughty elf.

[dennys]

Where all your dreams come true!

[terribleheadcanons]

now this is a terrible headcanon

[terribleheadcanons]

jake peralta once ate nine lemons on a dare and then had to be taken to the hospital in a squad car

[terribleheadcanons]

Edwin Jarvis' wife, Anna, is actually never seen, much like Goofy's wife during his "George Geef" period. In fact, Jarvis is actually Goofy.

[semianonymity]

I think the next fandom trend should be combining stock AUs. Imagine!:

Cops AU plus Hogwarts AU equals Wizard Buddy Cops, subtext, and as many wand jokes as you can make

A high school AU, only it’s high school in the...

[terribleheadcanons]

These are beautiful.

[cerebrosbeforehoes]

x-men wicked AU where erik is elphaba, charles is galinda, and raven is fiyero just think about that.

[terribleheadcanons]

okay I see your coffee shop AU, but I raise you a

mermaid AU

horse AU

clinical trial AU

your move, comrade.

[blackqill-deactivated20200611]

best fanfic tropes:

'i guess we'll have to share the bed'

'maybe we should pretend to date'

'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'

'my room mate is kind of hot?????'

[heroesoflightandshadow-deactiva]

before writing your au, consider the following: 

meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room au

monopoly night au

commiserating on a night shift at mcdonalds au

you were the only one that offered to help me move in au

marching band au

sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au

working in a museum au

panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights au

[jinpqchi-inactive]

your real otp is the one you immediately think of when you see those au posts

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

Fandoms need more Disney teen pop stars/career criminals/time-travel AUs and fewer goddamn coffee shops.

[kislap]

headcanon that sometimes aoba has recurring nightmares of his badend routes even when he's happily living with his boyfriend. his failed attempt on scrapping mizuki affected him so much that he's afraid of talking about it and he'd wake up in the middle of the night breathing heavily, only to feel someone's arms protectively wrapped around him, and that's enough to make him feel safe.

[fuckoffbuzzfeed-deactivated2015]

how fuckin terrified do u think harry would be if his scar started hurting again tho like omg

[alwaysblind]

harry potter age 35 gets a sinus infection that causes shooting pains into his forehead he is next seen screaming and running naked in the streets of london firing expelliarmuses into the air

[terribleheadcanons]

#is this post on terribleheadcanons

[terribleheadcanons]

AU where Harry is a pimp and Draco is his most popular whore.