Terrible Puns and Fluff

(but mostly snakes and fandom shit)

[fat-pikachu-nation]

I’ve only had this game for 12 hours

[buttofthewild1]

Ok but you forgot the most important tho

[jasper-rolls]

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

[pooplex-deactivated20140101]

[atomicpowered]

And my personal favorite

[frxppy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[kimchievic]

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

[terriblepunsandfluff-blog]

It’s back!

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[jumpingjacktrash]

well, a kitten has never pooped on my knee, so…

[terriblepunsandfluff-blog]

You know, I was about to send you an angry message about how people seriously need to start understanding sarcasm. Then, I saw your tags on thebootydiaries's post. That made me realize that I failed to understand sarcasm. So now I'm angry, ashamed, and left with the feeling of betrayal. So, thanks for that, I guess. Anyways, have a good day!

Iiii have no idea how to respond to this

[weeaboo-woman]

Visit Original Link

STOP SCROLLING AND LISTEN TO THIS AMAZING COVER OF MY FAVOURITE LAZYTOWN SONG

[cruxia]

[doeofdevotion]

my uncle derek went out to a restaurant and discovered that the couch in the lounge is the same print as his shirt

[terriblepunsandfluff-blog]

noa offence but if u strive off other peoples mistakes and stupidity it doesnt sound like adhd?

Noa offence but I never said ADHD was connected to striving off others mistakes and stupidity. Original post was meant to be taken as satire, however, due to the ADHD I have trouble getting that across because there’s a disconnect somewhere in my head that makes it hard to mimic behavioral cues. At least I think it’s the ADHD that does it? Idunno, it might be the Asperger’s. It’s hard to remember which does what. Either way, the original comment wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.

[terriblepunsandfluff-blog]

Guess youre not so "intelligent" after all. That post was complete sarcasm. That blog is a troll blog if you couldnt tell by the blatantly sarcastic post. Ironically the lack of ability to detect basic sarcasm is a big sign for mental problems... lol

*sigh* All right, ONE MORE TIME, MUCH LOUDER: 

I RESPONDED IN A MANNER INTENDED AS SARCASTIC. I HAVE ADHD, AS WELL AS BEING DIAGNOSED ON THE LOWER END OF THE ASPERGER’S SCALE. HENCE, WHILE I CAN READ SOCIAL CUES, I HAVE TROUBLE REPLICATING THEM. THANK YOU CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS. YOU SHOULD BE LIKE A PSYCHOLOGIST OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU’RE SO DAMN SMART. GOD YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO VERY PROUD AS YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY AN HONORS STUDENT BECAUSE HOLY SHIT YOU CAN DRAW A CONCLUSION. DO US ALL A FAVOR, THOUGH? TAKE THAT PENCIL AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

[terriblepunsandfluff-blog]

Nightcore - Why Worry

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yes hello I’m leaving this here in hopes that it sticks in at least one or two people’s head

[girl-in-the-hitops]

do we know if andrew hussie is still alive. is hiveswap still alive. will we ever get a satisfying epilogue. will davekat be cannon. is that homestuck YouTube channel gonna do anything. is dante basco still alive.

this was only supposed to be one question.

[boonanasplits]

i did it.

[terriblepunsandfluff-blog]

OMG 

You mean other people think Peridot sounds like Karkat?

[did-you-know]

Scottish sculptor Rob Mulholland creates creepy mirrored sculptures out of acrylic glass that makes them blend into their surroundings until your perspective shifts and they suddenly catch your eye. Source Source 2

[manicpixiedreamalien]

imagine getting lost in the woods and coming across these

on a scale of 1-10 how ready for death would you be

[jabletown]

i didn’t know chaotic evil looked like someone’s dad from north dakota

[roanart-blog1]

Happy National Coming Out Day

I love you guys <3

[raptorific]

Honestly if you’re not watching this debate you might want to turn it on. Trump is talking so fast I’m starting to suspect he might be on something, he screamed at Anderson Cooper for not having brought up a topic he just brought up, he threatened to have Hillary Clinton arrested, and he’s refusing to apologize for his groping comments, he’s still pretending he was against the war in Iraq, and he just told a Muslim woman that his plan to protect Muslims from Islamophobia was to push Islam as the problem, it’s a trainwreck

[raptorific]

while I was saying this he tried to dodge the question about whether or not he still wants to ban all Muslims from entering America and yelled at Martha Raddatz for asking him to answer the question

[raptorific]

while I was typing THIS he yelled at Martha Raddatz again for trying to move on to the next question, claiming Hillary went over her time. Martha refused to allow him this lie, and he got even more pissed off

[raptorific]

He just said “I know nothing about Russia” and then had to backpedal when he realized what he’d just said

[raptorific]

I’ve lost count of the amount of times Anderson Cooper has had to say “Please allow her to respond, she didn’t interrupt you”

[raptorific]

Martha had to stop Donald from attempting to respond to Hillary’s response (which was not something he gets according to the rules) to tell him it’s supposed to be about the audience

[raptorific]

Just for the record, I know it looks like I’m JUST listing off Donald Trump’s fuckups in this debate, but I’m listing both candidates’ mistakes, it’s just that Hillary’s biggest political mistake thus far in the debate is mispronouncing the word “fast” and given that the other guy has said “bigly” during this debate I feel like it’s hard to make this seem fair

[raptorific]

He just praised Assad and Russia

[raptorific]

Martha has taken to just repeating the question louder when he’s refusing to answer the question

[raptorific]

He just said America was stupid

[raptorific]

Everything I’m typing is a primary source and the history students of the future can use it for their essays, just make sure to cite me, Daniel Sabato 2016

[raptorific]

if you take a shot every time he interrupts, shouts down his opponent or the moderator, refuses to answer the voters’ questions, or uses the word “disaster,” you will be dead of alcohol poisoning TONIGHT

[raptorific]

He’s trying to make it sound like the moderators are being unfair to him because they keep calling him on breaking rules but they don’t call out Clinton as much, but the fact is that Clinton is just… not breaking the rules as much….

[raptorific]

somebody reblogged this post and tagged it “not homestuck” and I’m not 100% sure they’re right

[billyjojo-deactivated20140509]

“punk died when green day became famous”

nah son punk died when elitist snobs like your sorry ass started treating punk like some sort of secret club with pathetic rules

[ekoekoazarak957]

Green Day, NOFX, Anti-Flag and Bad Religion killed punk.

[billyjojo-deactivated20140509]

nah son punk died when elitist snobs like your sorry ass started treating punk like some sort of secret club with pathetic rules

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

Whats fun is that setting guidelines to punk is really.. Anti punk? Like the heart of the message is going “i do this and fuck who may judge” so elitism literally does not m make sense, if anything the other stuff is more punk cause it goes agaisnt whats mainstream or socially acceptable in the punk community and pisses off elitists

[roachpatrol]

i would like to point out that all these bands became very popular with teenage girls, especially greenday. i’m pretty sure that’s what made asshole 20-something men feel like those bands were ‘inauthentic’, what made those dudes suddenly need to build rules and regulations into their rebellion. because clearly teenage girls don’t know anything about being a bunch of pissed-off disaffected victims of society’s toxic, exploitative, conformist bullshit. 

[ubercharge]

[minigenos]

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

[sheisraging]

John Oliver is pure excellence.