ON A TRAIL RIDE TO THE ZYDECO I’M COMIN’ HOME

Beyoncé extremist, Peppa Pig apologist, Jojo Siwa enthusiast

[depsidase]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's only when you block tracking cookies that you realise how truly wild the internet is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the internet: I see you have just bought a new phone case. here are 6000 other phone cases you might want.

user: this is creepy, I'm getting a privacy add-on

the internet: since I now have no idea what you like, here's Wreck-It Ralph-themed fetish gear

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Recently got an add for a job as a lighthouse keeper on the coasts of Ireland

[raleighdotcom]

2026

public transit can be your friend

any city is walkable if you arent a pussy

you need to leave home

shoot your phone

get into acts of creation

[irondive]

guys we're running out of time

[skyberia]

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

[nieyao]

the comments have me in tears

[abowlofjellyfish]

[twiggies-draws]

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

[library-seraph]

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[amazoogle]

[pukicho]

Get your MEAT off my DRINK. Meat sagging on drink.

[joeyclaire]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[scribbleshark]

happy 1915 everyone!

[pukicho]

Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species

[doctorpotatomd]

Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits👌

[pukicho]

A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick

[3000s]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[socalgal]

you want some big dog

[the-word-of-dog]

i'd ask him why he naked on my house. like what you tryna fuck me or somethin??? then i'd lay on my back and splay these slutty little legzz 😜👽🍆💦🍑😫😫😫🤯🤤

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

be serious please guys

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[girlballs-archive]

ok

[mlarayoukai-archive]

How do I tell him to stop using this emoji on me

[mlarayoukai-archive]

This is what the emoji is called btw

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Yeah that's on me. During a call he said the name of the emoji out loud in response to something I said

[dogpuppy]

[yokowan]

i think i have an new favorite gadgetbahn

[yokowan]

this is such a bad idea i love it so much