Repost/Don’t Reblog Pick one of your muses. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse. Tag five people to do this meme.
Tagged by: @towrcstle
1. What is your name? Napoleon Solo.
2. What is your real name? I believe I just stated it.
3. Do you know why you were called that? I was named for Napoleon Bonaparte, who, like me, also had a bit of trouble with Russians.
4. Are you single or taken? Interested, are you?
5. Have any abilities or powers? If you want to talk to someone superhuman, I’d suggest contacting a Mr. Kuryakin.
6. Stop being a Mary Sue. I assure you, it’s not my intention to be a... Mary Sue, was it?
7. What’s your eye color? Blue.
8. How about your hair color? Brown.
9. Have you any family members? I’ve yet to meet someone who doesn’t.
10. Oh? What about pets? I’m afraid my work requires me to travel often. Wouldn’t work out.
11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. Short fuses, being unprofessional.
12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? Find me an apron and I’d be happy to show you.
13. Ever hurt anyone before? Yes.
14. Ever….killed anyone before? What an odd question.
15. What kind of animal are you? I haven’t given that much thought, honestly. I try to focus more on being a man.
16. Name your worst habits. When I find any, I’ll let you know.
17. Do you look up to anyone at all? We all have at some point, I’m no different. But, there comes a point where you’ve got to start focusing more on yourself than on any impossible ideals.
18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? Hardly a matter of importance.
19. Do you go to school? Yes, I dropped out when the war started.
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? Ah, the simple life.
21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? I would be surprised, were that the case.
22. What are you most afraid of? I’m not sure. What is it most people are scared of these days? Nuclear holocaust? Communists?
23. What do you usually wear? I suppose ‘suits’ would be an accurate answer.
24. Do you love someone? I fall in love a little everyday.
25. When was the last time you wet yourself? Another odd question.
26. Well, it’s not over yet! Carry on, then.
27. What class are you?(High class, middle class, low class) Not a very relevant question, is it?
28. How many friends do you have? A few, here and there.
29. What are your thoughts on pie? What red-blooded American doesn’t like pie?
30. Favorite drink? That’s an answer that would take longer than we have.
31. What’s your favourite place? I’m always fond of the beach.
32. Are you interested in someone~ Always am.
33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? I’m sorry?
34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? The ocean, preferably.
35. What’s your type? I don’t like to put definition on these sort of things. I’m not a picky person.
36. Any fetishes? We all have them.
37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive? Ah, not exactly a gentlemanly thing to discuss.
38. Camping or indoors? Whatever’s necessary.
39. Are you wanting the quiz to end? Well, not to be rude... it’s just that I have lunch plans.
40. Now it’s over! Tag five people: @talktorickgrimes, @purrsuasion, @dxcus, and anyone else who wants to do it :)
