[feralharpygirl]

airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hunt like prey

[terriermutt]

Got told I was naive and they didn't even take advantage of it

[terriermutt]

Me thinks there's a manic episode a brewin, uh oh

[hersisterheryoungbride]

wholesome camping trip where she encourages me to shotgun every hit she takes of a blunt with her and gives me drink after drink, once i’m sufficiently intoxicated she walks me to the middle of the surrounding woods and tells me i have 10 seconds to run before she starts chasing me. I have no idea what she’s gonna to do me when she catches me, but i do know weed is one hell of an aphrodisiac to her and the look in her eyes is animalistic

[8nin]

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

[boobcareer]

deepthroating is a cute trick you can play on girls to make them grab the back of your head and choke you on their cocks

[nyanbinary-perineum]

*flirting* -And if you break through my many layers of shyness and the shell I crafted from assuming most people would rather not be bothered I can talk for many hours about a number of video games that I either like or dislike (depends).

[terriermutt]

First time riders enter for free🤡

[terriermutt]

Puppy needs a tail it can wag :(

[terriermutt]

Hoodie or flannel, you choose Dad!

[terriermutt]

Kneel and Worship Me

[seradae]

"I need to pee!" No, you don't; you want to pee. What you need is to sit in my lap while I press on your belly and switch between mocking your desperation and praising you for holding so well for me.

[nyanbinary-perineum]

casual sex always sounds fun but toss some free use in there and I'm frothing at the mouth tbh.

you're telling me I can have my buddy over, whom I care about more than the amount of stars in the sky, and then just dump a few loads like they are a cute little fuck toy just because I felt like it?

help clean up and get some snacks and watch something fun or spend far too long talking about a random game one of us found?

gripping their head for another load or two??

kissing and getting back to our chat???

fucking hell that's pawesome. sadly. not the case.

[terriermutt]

[terriermutt]

I love being a cum dump, my tight pussy and ass were made to be filled up and leaking. I get off just from cum shooting into my mouth and dribbling off my lip. No cum goes wasted either, I'm licking up every drop like I'm starving for it.

[nyanbinary-perineum]

I heard you whining like a lost dog earlier :(

Wanna come over and kneel so I can jack off on your face about it?

[grimpact]

non-penetrative rape is worse & so it's actually better. what are you complaining about? i didn't even fuck you. so what if i got cum all over your skirt, at least i didn't rape a baby inside you, did i? ungrateful little bitch. so i tied your wrists together & made you jerk me off, so what? would you rather i put my cock inside you? you should be happy all i did was rub my shaft all over your nose, lips & cheeks. you look good glowing with my precum. better than any other makeup you've ever worn. is it my fault your thighs look so good in those tights it made me want to cum between them? you should be glad I'm this creative. anyone else would have just treated you like a brainless hole.

would you have preferred that, you stupid cunt? would you rather i actually raped you? is that why you laid so still when my cock rubbed up against your crotch?

admit it, you wish you were a victim. too bad this isn't about you. turn around & mewl into that pillow, I'm gonna shoot ropes all over your back this time.