Ramblings, wholesome content, and sexy stuff from a 38 year old queer, poly, genderfucked mess 18+ ONLY Feel encouraged to spam like and reblog; this is my sole source of serotonin
I block ageless blogs on sight. No warnings. "18+" is not enough.
(Putting it at the top so hopefully more people see it đŸ)
About me:
I'm 38 years old, currently living in the US
She/they/it
SFW sideblog for rambling and venting at @rambledae
I'm someone's mommy but not yours
I write erotica for the gays and theys
95% domme, 5% sub, 100% top
My DMs are open for chatting, but if you make things sexual or RP-y without enthusiastic consent, I will block instantly
I'm married to @sleepydelights (aka my discord kitten. A phrase being used as brat punishment); poly but not looking
If you DM me, include "ghost" in your first message or I'll likely ignore it
If you're a minor: do not follow me, do not like my posts, do not pass go, do not collect $200. I will block you and tell your goddamn mom.
DNI: minors, TERFs/transphobes, racists, fascists, sissies, zoophiles (sigh, I hate that this even needs to be said. IF YOU FUCK SOMETHING OR SOMEONE THAT CANNOT OR DOES NOT CONSENT, IT IS RAPE AND IT IS WRONG), anti-SW or "don't pay for content"
I block ageless blogs on sight. No warnings. "18+" is not enough.
Feel free to send me asks! Requesting stories is encouraged. Requests with the most detail (specific kinks, genders, scenarios, etc) always get priority
Please check my list of kinks and limits!
If a story of mine helps you cum, I will always appreciate hearing that đđ (you don't need to share details, I just have a praise kink and want to do good)
All of my stories:
I wrote a book about lesbians in space!
Strapped In [TF/NB] [bondage]
Relaxation [TF] [drugs] [breeding] [mdlg] [somno]
Soft Touches [FF] [soft] [mdlg]
Remote Touch [F/NB] [long distance] [somno]
Hide And Seek [FF] [TF] [primal] [breeding] [puppy play]
"You Can't Beat Me" Always Works [FF] [breeding] [CNC] [She-Ra/Catra]
ageplay but I am just going through the why stage and annoying the fuck out of you
âitâs time for bed.â âwhy?â âbecause it is dark outside sweetheart.â âwhy?â ââŠbecause it is late and you are sleepy.â âwhyy?â âif I hear one more why out of you there WILL be consequences little one, now letâs go to bed.â ââŠhow come?â
Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.
and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
Protip: if you bite the scruff if your little bro's neck as you fill them with cum, you'll unlock new sounds that you've never heard before. Good way to turn off a boi's brain đ„°
Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc youâre just like âwow theyâre so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck meâ
Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love yâall bunch of perverts
