Domestic Bickering Sentences, Vol. 7
(Sentences for problems - big, small, serious, and light - between muses in a relationship. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You are such a stubborn man!"
"Why must you remain so exasperatingly contrary?"
"I'd really much prefer that we didn't start this week with a row on your doorstep!"
"Are you just going to fuss over me all day?"
"Did somebody once tell you that scolding was an attractive quality? Because it's not."
"Why are you being more rude than normal?"
"Is that your version of an apology?"
"I assume you're here to apologise?"
"How long are you going to keep up this wounded silence?"
"Would you stop behaving like you're the only person being affected by this?"
"I'm not a piece of meat put on this earth for your gratification!"
"I told you this was a stupid thing to do!"
"Did you just call me a bitch?"
"For the record, that was the worst apology I've ever received."
"Pour me a drink. Arguing with you always makes me thirsty."
"Telling me that you love me isn't the same as showing me."
"What the bloody hell was all that about?"
"This is so unnecessary. Just talk to me."
"You're always so angry with me!"
"Is this conversation actually useful?"
"Why do you have to disagree with everything I say?"
"That was a very stupid thing to do! What were you trying to prove?"
"When were you going to tell me? Did you think people weren't going to notice?"
"Don't lecture me! I'm sick, and I'm tired, and I don't need it right now!"
"You are such a narcissist!"
"We're not actually going to discuss this, are we?"
"Just for one day, can you not be such a massive dick?"
"You're never happy unless you're moaning, and even then you're not best pleased!"
"I'd thank you if I wasn't so mad at you."
"Do you have any idea what you've done?"
"Why can't you just leave things alone?"
"Can we eat now, or do we have to wait until the arguing is over?"
"Just what kind of slut do you think I am?"
"Don't be such a big drama queen!"
"When you said you were going to do dinner, I hadn't realised that you were just going to order in a couple of pizzas."
"Now you're just being petty!"
"You're doing that thing you do. The thing where you disagree just to be disagreeable."
"Why can't you collect stamps like normal people?"
