A Drizzle of Shizzle

[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

Lord of the Rings + Reductress (Part 7)

[terrifictroy]

I like this kind of stuff. Instagram was nerfing my content, so I’m planning to go to Rumble where I at least have a chance at something

[terrifictroy]

You want to hear music? Listen to me sing this. Take it down if you want, I ain’t making a dime off it.

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[terrifictroy]

Hmmm, kids are making “new 🎶 music” I’m not hearing much music. Just a steady drone that doesn’t deviate much from a a a b b b c c c I don’t consider this as music anymore. It’s just “new music”

[terrifictroy]

It’s clear to everyone everybody every state every nation. I’m the best that’s why they want me dead. Remember this my friends, when they make it so you can’t compete, they win, you lose. No competition equals stagnation. And we don’t want that.

[terrifictroy]

I said the word “porn” I’m sorry for saying such a filthy dirty word.

[terrifictroy]

The news was interesting. I remember zooming in on those little cluster poofs going off in Ukrainian streets. I swear it was dope. I could be wrong…

[terrifictroy]

I like to sing 🎤I’m better at it anyways.

[terrifictroy]

Here is some quality star material.

[terrifictroy]

The following is an online conversation with someone claiming to be “carpet”

[terrifictroy]

The following is a online chat I had with someone “claiming” to be Miley Cyrus. I noticed the messages have been edited since then, and the alleged “Miley Cyrus” has illegally wiretapped me and destroyed my personal property.

[terrifictroy]

This is where I’m living right now. I blame one person. Bill Gates. Remember that movie “Kill Bill?” It wasn’t about “I’m just a bill” it was about “shoot to thrill” Bill Gates, I believe, is a thief. My uncle Ron stole the little game I programmed on our computer. Our Amiga or w/e. He sold, traded or w/e to Bill Gates or micro soft or who or what ever. That shit WAS MINE. I want my money NOW. RIGHT AS Soon as you prove it. Because I know Better than to lie about this. I just know.

[terrifictroy]

Kansas and that crude SWORD 🛢

[terrifictroy]

See these scar’s on my left eye and lid? That’s from shizzle being thrown right in my eye 👁 and i either move, blink, or catch it with a wink. Sometimes I cant tell if your winking or blinking, or someone’s showing you their gun. So I wait, and if you don’t come to me, and tell me what the hell is going on, I just watch you go. And I don’t care 🤷 I don’t care I don’t care. I can’t sleep. I wake up all the time. I can’t fall asleep. I snap out of it. Because I know you pissed on me while I sleep. And I know you can’t wait to do it again. See the time? 🧚‍♀️💥🎸🌎👁🤷😂 it was west coast time till i snapped the pic. You better get out of here quick. I don’t know whose doing this shit. FU MF’rs. You should have QUIT🦴🦴☮️🦊🐻🙃☀️💐💋💥😂🎸🤷👁🌎☮️🧚‍♀️💥🦜🙃💋

[terrifictroy]

I think nuclear energy is a piece of the energy puzzle.

[terrifictroy]

I like the war to destroy drugs.

[terrifictroy]

So I drank a little of my crown royal, went into a rage, got so hot I couldn’t stand it and now I can’t sleep. I’m not sure if someone dosed me again. I’m pretty sure they did. It’s the same old story here in Colorado as it is across this nation. They’re always trying to kill me. I’m not Jesus. I don’t think he ever existed. I think the disciples in the Bible just tried to pretend they were. That’s why their stories are all different, yet similar. And they got crucified. I think a lot of things. I think you think I’m Jesus so you can kill me and get away with it. I think this country is fucked because there are so many Christian’s thinking Jesus will forgive them for anything they do. They think he’s coming back so they don’t care about this planet 🌎 I also think there’s only one solution. Send you to meet him.

[terrifictroy]

I can’t believe Tucker would talk such trash about our Vice President. I like her. She’s nice. She’s new. She needs experience. She has a better job than everyone else except Joe Biden. She is second in command of the best country ever. Well, I haven’t been to any other countries but Canada, and an Adult Swan tried to kill me, I killed it instead. It was a battle to the death. I won. Again.