originally seized as a zooillogical specimen

my name is ???. tma genderfluid. black. fool groan. taxidermied

[terrorbrigade]

???/slug/laika/many other names. it/she

taxidermied doll adjacent predatory cave dwelling stray rottweiler/tigress

no dni. if i fucks with you i fucks with you

commission me (emergency comms)

watch my videos (youtube)

play with me (discord)

^^ discord is an experiment. do not expect anything revolutionary

i am many places on this web…. come find me

⛭

[mrsterlingeverything]

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

[mrsterlingeverything]

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[zoesupreme]

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[mens-rights-activia]

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

[mens-rights-activia]

2020:

[mens-rights-activia]

2026:

[inamourii]

reposting this here by request.

i want to clarify that i'm not really romanticizing this dynamic, it was kind of the whole point. 😓 the theme here isn't romance but rather delusion. i tried to make samarie unsettling and marina unusually cutesy to mimic samarie's POV to get that point across but i'm not sure if i was successful.

[ripempezardexerox]

[crystalis]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[bunedergungy-a]

gee i wish people wouldn’t use medical terms for real mental illnesses as insults.

here’s your daily reminder not to use “psycho/sociopath” or any other psychotic disorder or mental illness as an insult or a “smart sounding” replacement  buzzword when ‘asshole’ or ‘jackass’ would be infinitely more applicable and accurate without being an ableist dickweed.

[bacteriaco]

Reminder to not use “schizo” (literal slur as far as I’m concerned) as synonyms with “weird/obsurd/aggressive… ect ect” for the love of hell

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[tall]

[knowyournewmeme]

“animal cr*ckers in my soup”

— surely temple

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[naamahdarling]

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?