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my dad worked in HR for a big company before he retired. they offered summer internships for the children of employees, which I did for a few years during college. the pay wasn’t high, but you still did basically the same tasks as a full-time employee in your department
and it was WILD
I’d finish a task in a day, only to be told that was my task for the week. my boss was blown away and raved about my efficiency. which was very nice but like…dude. you gave me about 6 hours worth of work, and that’s at a leisurely pace with an hour-long lunch break. why are you so impressed?
eventually I started messing around on my phone for hours to drag the tasks out longer, because I felt bad when my boss had to scramble to find things for me to do. I got like ten fanfic chapters written per month that way
meanwhile, at my last retail job, I got in trouble for talking to vendors at the adjoining stalls during slow periods
[ID: Tweet by Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh that reads as follows “An underdiscussed aspect of modern capitalism is that most low-wage jobs tightly regulate what you’re doing at all times while you’re on the clock and most high-wage jobs consist of hours of unstructured time in front of the computer during which you can do whatever.” End ID]
It’s A THING for people that have worked in minimum wage jobs or the service industry for more than a few years to lose their shit when they enter the proper “corporate” world and see just how much “easier” things are by and large. That they’d been told for years that the minimum wage job they were doing was the easy/stress-free job, compared to the big scary corporate gig. When instead at the corporate offices we’re spending two hours out of the day trying to decide where we want to go for lunch and then spending two hours at lunch, because we make our own hours. At least back when we actually went into the office.
Don’t get me wrong, I will randomly have a couple of weeks/months where I’m working 17 hour days back to back, but you know what’s not happening on those days? I don’t have a manager yelling at me for taking longer than a 15 minute break, I don’t have to clock in during that time because A) I’m salary, and B) even if I was hourly my time would be tracked at the end of the week as billable hours rather than some by the minute system that a manager could look at with a microscope to find out if I was “goofing off”.
The other truly irritating part is, the deal is supposed to be, low wage means low responsibility and low stress. High responsibility means high wage and probably high stress, though that part isn’t an inherent part of what the inherent trade-off is supposed to be.
This is all, always, interesting to see. First off, Marzipan said they got "[paid during an internship]", which I didn't even know was possible!
I'm not a college graduate. I never did internships when I got out of high school, because, the way I learned it, internship=unpaid work for a job you probably won't get (which is basically free employees for whatever corp to reach their quota, without losing anything), so good on you for making some kind of money for what I assumed is a long-term working interview.
Next, I'm going to give my personal perspective, which I highly doubt anyone will ever see. I haven't used Tumblr in a long time, and I don't recall the reactions being as in-your-face as Twitter or Reddit. Fine by me, though. Here, I'll be giving an alternative viewpoint, rather than a building one.
I worked in retail and the food industry all my life, up until about 9 years ago, when I started a (retail) job at Sam Flax, an art supply store next to the Atlanta SCAD. They moved me from position to position, with each point of me becoming able to do the job in my sleep, without increasing my pay. I changed positions 4 times within the span of about 6 months. (I was stoked about working at an art supply store, as an artist. Like a vape coil builder working at a vape shop.) Eventually, they put me in custom picture framing. Now that is personalized work. I was still working within and for the company, I still got paid whatever they wanted to pay me, but I was introduced to what it should feel like, when your own, personal touch is coveted because of it's originality. And, when all my other framing co-workers quit to start their own frame shop, what it looked like to feel it's only proper to expect what you're worth. I was over there doing hand painted frames and hand painted mats for free, either because I liked the customer, the art, it wanted to show off.
I got fired, but for trying to assist a customer my, at the time, manager, Peter Flax (a total pervert shitbag cocksleeve fuckhead, pardon my french), was in the midst of yelling at and cussing out. I was being a good bubbins.
But I stayed in picture framing, I got better pay, I got better at it, I had a framing job for a couple years, that paid me $20 an hour, and some days, I was left alone at the shop, with little to do, few customers to help, and I made shrinky-dink lapel pins in the break room. They even gave me keys.
As of September of 2022, I started working in construction. I make way more money an hour now (taxes rip me to shreds, though, I'm paying almost 2k, quarterly), but I'm legally self-employed. I work my shit-fucking ass off, five-six days a week. I enjoy most of the work a lot more, but I'm usually too tired by the time I get home to do anything but drink beers and pass out.
I got carried away, I forgot what this is that I'm doing. Point is, it ain't all box office jobs. Higher pay doesn't always mean less work. My job, as a trim/cabinets carpenter, I'll always have something to do. We've been working on 3-8 million dollar homes. Like legit, millionaire McMansions. And I'm decent and show up on time and I have my own tools. My work won't show down or get easier. The opposite, in fact.
So if you want that, construction.
So this evening I got pretty drunk
I wanted to go see John Wick 3. I was seeing double and it fucked me up so I left, came back, still doubled, so I left again. Then I was eating mochi on top of a wall, I leaned back too far, fell backwards, fell twelve feet off the wall, landed on either my back or my hip, I don’t remember, went to a metal show at a local metal bar, was one of two people in the mosh pit, i fell twice and they kicked me out for it. Later I was kicked out of two bars who refused to serve me because they thought I was too drunk. Then i got breakfast food at the majestic, went home, now I’m in bed and I’m so sore i can hardly move. I scraped my arm up something fierce, bruised my thigh, and my lower back is fucked. And it’s Sunday. I have to go to work tomorrow. I’m older than I would like to think.
Holy fuck I only remember half of this. I must've been REALLY fucked up. God damn, young Sam.
This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.
Man, imagine being remembered for something this ridiculous.
Um, well yeah! Of fucking course.
Look at this shit. Old ass fucker like him with a gorgeous young woman like her? I'd have fucking died too. Sounds like a rad way to go, honestly. Though, I'd throw up the 🤘
Steaming hot instant death. A death, towards which, I would intentionally run, headlong, into the thigh gap of.
GET JINXED!
I wish I'd have thought of this when I showed up for my first day at Episcopal school.
My clothing company has more promotions than products. Please don't steal my name. You can steal the art if you feel like you have to take something from me, but let me keep the name.
I've started making shirts. Don't have enough designs to actually make a website yet, but here's some promotional material.
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.
The origins of the mission status: sick image
I hadn't seen this
aHA!
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Right cause 240's are brick walls. This is great
Frank Frazetta’s Death Dealer Art by Bill Sienkiewicz
This reminds me of the only phrase I remember, among my many personal phrase quests, to have learned, in Latin: "Ab Exitio Carneque Devorar" ____________ (pronounced "ah-b ex-ee-tee-oh car-neh-kweh de-wor-ar") which translates, literally, to: "I am devoured by flesh and [my] ruin"
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original art by Kami Veicht | Thank you for the permission to redraw this cute art!