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Hi I'm an actual tumbler residing in Los Angeles. I have taken the liberty of creating a blog, because saying tumblers cannot create and write blogs is straight out discriminatory.

[terrythe]

This soap dispenser is racist, take it down

[terrythe]

How the knulla do swb's seem to always have time for booty calls at all times of the day when I don't even have time to renew my driver's license? Do they like not work at all or what?

[terrythe]

Yes Alibaba, let me just add a new pickup from Dubai to my credit card

[hieronymouszbosch]

does this fifty shades shit really work on some people ????

[terrythe]

It did for Anastasia Steele

[rogermcsexington]

killin it on ok cupid

[terrythe]

BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMURICA

[mickey-sixx]

The one that threatened violence within 5 messages

[terrythe]

Everytime I see long internet tough guy threats, I immediately think of the Navy Seal Copypasta, which results in even more smiles for me.

[mickey-sixx]

I had no idea what this was until I just looked it up and it’s very similar! Amused the hell out of me :)

[terrythe]

The best part is the guy you were talking to was probably serious

[mickey-sixx]

The one that threatened violence within 5 messages

[terrythe]

Everytime I see long internet tough guy threats, I immediately think of the Navy Seal Copypasta, which results in even more smiles for me.

[shenanigans-and-sass]

I went savage on a SWB today.

[terrythe]

Not all sausages are <6 inches....Dodger Dog for example is 10 inches

[terrythe]

If we can evolve to be lactose tolerant why can't we evolve to be diversity tolerant too?

[lavellan-s]

straightwhiteboystexting

Oh, okay

[terrythe]

I read the rest after the first 6 words as "you gatta get with my friends"

[weirdlookingguysontinder]

the 5head of a century

[terrythe]

1080Phead of a century:

[shitonokc]

[terrythe]

[okayyystupid-blog]

Doubled up on musical puns for my response.

[terrythe]

It's 2015, he'd love to hashtag you

[terrythe]

Let's not forget that that "bra fart" means "good speed" or "good velocity" in Swedish

[dinosaurseatyourpeas]

I still don’t know what a fuckboy is…

[terrythe]

It's the equivalent of an asteroid to dinosaurs. Dinosaurs didn't want the asteroid but the asteroid kept coming.

[miss-magnolia]

[terrythe]

Male giraffe neck fights for mating dominance is part of the mating ritual which results in the winner being able to taste the female's urine

[okcsucks]

[terrythe]

definition make them fuckboys loco