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z0mb33grl

Si diosito lo permite..

neodigital5

Neko Demon Bros complete! [It took awhile to finish all ]

hime-arts

Here, take him with you on your journey 💛

cowboy-killer92

If I could carry Mammon around I would be unbearable.

64mpg

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

whendidmythoughtsgocrazy

And if I'm meant to be alone, please take away my desire to be loved.

k.b. // unknown

knightclubbing

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

idiosyncraticwordsmith

I would like to offer a few brief thoughts to anybody having any kind of sexual awakening because they saw content from a professional stage production of Cats

There are three reasons the people in the musical about cats are making you horny.

First, these are professional dancers primarily. Cats is a massively demanding show on a physical level, and the vast majority of parts demand – more than acting or singing skill – an incredible amount of dancing. That isn’t to say the ensemble isn’t good at acting or singing; only that most roles can get away with less-than-stellar voices or acting. They cannot survive being bad at dancing. This means that the physique of most people on that stage is going to be godlike. This is like, cream of the crop of conventionally attractive physique, here.

Second, these are professional actors portraying characters defined by their feline confidence. Confidence is the soul of sexiness. The fact that they move and act with such graceful sureness is extremely alluring. It isn’t “meant” per se to be attractive; it just IS, as part of the categorical nature of physical confidence.

Finally, they are in costuming and makeup that is just feline enough to feel otherly while remaining firmly anthropomorphic. Which is to say that they are an entry level furry experience. An on-ramp, if you would.

All of that being said what I really mean to say is that it isn’t your fault these people are so sexy, and also you are a furry and should just get over this weird hangup you have about it.

skulkingfoxes

Inktober Day 13

Turns out you shouldn't ride kelpies, who knew?

203y

everyone coming back to post on tumblr again immediately after seeing the news spread on twitter that the porn ban is being lifted

elodieunderglass

I grow our own vegetables. Many hybrid and heirloom varieties are bred for flavor rather than for commercial appeal and travel. There are entire species on the allotment that you can’t easily buy in stores because of this - like salsify, a root vegetable that tastes of fish and shellfish. Our neighbours happily take it to make vegan latkes of alarming similarity to fishcakes. You cannot sell it in stores because - despite looking like a white parsnip - it turns brown when you pick it if you scrape/bruise/cut the white root in any way, or damage the delicate little hairs, for some reason, it BLEEDS RED and is very upsetting to look at.

There are whole classes of foods like this. Foods that just don’t ship well or look good on supermarket shelves. Forbidden fruits. Vegetables that bleed and taste like meat. Sorry about this

curioscurio

disasterscenario

This website is one of my fav places to find interesting heirloom stuff! I ordered a bunch of seeds to try growing next year I’m really excited about!

https://www.rareseeds.com/

ct-7567

@angelsaxis

itsdetachable

I’ve gotten and plants seeds from that site, Baker Creek Heirloom Seeds, and they grow fantastically well for me.

I’m really looking forward to next season

incremental-revolution

Baker Creek Heirloom has good seeds but bad politics. They were going to host Cliven Bundy of the Occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Reserve who’s also pro the Capitol Riots and has made a lot of racist nastiness, although backlash made them cancel their guest list (which included other racist folks) Good sources of heirloom seeds:

Each of the varieties offered through Truelove Seeds was grown by small-scale urban or rural farmers committed to sustainable agriculture, f

Alliance of Native Seedkeepers is North Americas Top Native American Source for rare heirloom Non-GMO vegetable, flower and herb garden seed

Native Seeds/SEARCH (NS/S) is a nonprofit seed conservation organization based in Tucson, Arizona. Our mission is to conserve and promote th

elodieunderglass

^^^

twoheartsoneclara

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

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happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday

bimbosofficial

fandom

Greetings, you Ghouls!

With one week to go till the month of Halloween, we’re well and truly in the guts of the gruesomest season. You absolutely murdered Hauntober last year (in the best possible way). Now, it’s back for revenge in its latest guise of the month-long prompt challenge: Hauntober Returns. Every Monday in October, we’ll be releasing a new set of narrative prompts to inspire the drabble dabblers, artists, shitposters, and hobbyistas among us. If you’re a scaredy-cat like us, have no fear—each set will include a spooky and a cozy prompt for you to choose from. (Or, you know, feel free to venture down both dark alleyways each week, if you dare.)

We’re summoning the season of crunchy leaves with this appropriately woodsy and autumnal spell ~🌲🍁🌳~ Here are your first prompts: It’s the beginning of October. A stranger emerges from the forest. OR The streets are empty and there have been whispers about a gathering in the woods. Manifest your response to our missives: create a creature, a costume, or a creepypasta, use the tag #Hauntober Returns, and we’ll share them with you goblins here on @fandom, @art, and @books.

desolationlesbian

I love Toby Fox’s absolute dedication to not being a public figure. He made what a lot of people consider to be one of the best videogames of all time, raked in a bunch of awards, and then promptly fucked off and kept his mouth shut. He tweets once every several months. He won’t appear in public without a mask. We do not, to my knowledge, have a single photo of him. He’s finally going to do some commentary over his work for Undertale’s anniversary, and he will only do it via text-to-speech. An utter refusal to concede even an inch on maintaining his privacy. King shit.

teslaisalive

I thought this said Toby Keith and I was fucking absolutely lost

creativepromptsforwriting

Hello! I am writing a guardian angel fic and was wondering if you have any prompts that can help me. Thanks a lot in advance (✿^‿^)

Hello! Do you have any guardian angel prompts? Also, Have great day (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Hi :)

I assume, this is the same question and anon as they were very shortly after each other, so I will do them together.

Guardian Angel Prompts

It’s nice to be safe, but why does your guardian angel have to hold your hand all the time to keep you safe?

For an angel, your guardian seems to be very aggressive at times when it comes to saving you.

Your guardian angel has shown to be very lazy and you try to get a new one.

It’s their first day after the academy and they desperately try to be the best guardian angel and save their human from every possible danger. Even if it’s from things that the human doesn’t think is that dangerous.

This guardian angel has very unconventional methods to protect their human.

Sometimes when you do stupid stuff, you just know your guardian angel will be disappointed in you.

Your guardian angel is still in training and it shows.

Being the guardian angel of an extreme athlete is not an easy job.

Having a fight with your guardian angel is not a good start for the day.

Sometimes guardian angels don’t have a lovely singing voice and a set of fluffy wings, sometimes they have a deep frown on their face and a very bad attitude.

It feels like this human just doesn’t want to be saved.

People normally don’t meet their guardian angel. Which makes it very suspicious when yours comes to your door.

Who needs a guardian angel, when you can have a half-decent demon? (#248)

I had fun coming up with them and that last prompt is one of my all-time favourites from my blog!

- Jana