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mysharona1987

#reblog #I imagined his voice so clearly

muppetshow2026

my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office

muppetshow2026

everyone is so mean to my awful boy

#funny #reblog

lakevida

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

#memes #shitpost

Srimp

#meme #memes #shitpost

less-depresso-more-espresso

Stop staring at my tits while I'm monolouging at you I swear to god I'm gonna blow this whole fucking planet up

less-depresso-more-espresso

Shoutout to the person who tagged this as Eggman I dont understand you but I love your mind

#shitpost #memes #posts that have 10k to me

If the ancient Romans had access to salted caramel they’d classify it as an aphrodisiac

#memes #meme #shitpost #partially a joke and partially not #i just used a caramel pump at work #and it triggered multiple carnal desires

Just saw Oppenheimer today, was not expecting the IMMENSE amount of pussy he pulled.

Incredible.

#memes #meme #shitpost #oppenheimer #3 hours for 6 minutes of actual bomb explosion☹️#and that’s being generous #did not need to see him naked in an armchair for as long as I did #didn’t need to see it at all actually

Sometimes I want to hold a Minecraft block so much

#meme #shitpost

I’m sorry in advance

#this popped into my head like a prophecy from an angry god #it haunted me until I made it real #i think the shitty quality really adds to it #somehow this feels jerma coded without having anything to do with jerma #memes #meme #homemade memes #shitpost

lakevida

i step outside with a cup of coffee and every winged insect in a mile radius materializes like please please please can i drown in there let me die in that cup i'll be OK i promise just let me experience the surface tension i need it

#memes #meme #why do they do that #WHAT OUTCOME COULD POSSIBLY EXPECT #need to put a tiny little sign on my porch that says “go kill yourself somewhere else”

And the snake said unto her, “do it for the vine”

#memes #meme #shitpost

🫡

#meme #memes #ngl I was convinced Lizzie was immortal #Ireland- how are y’all feeling rn?#queen of england #queen Elizabeth #queen elizabeth ii

I’m gonna say it

Why are all women superheroes fucking busty

I have not seen a single flat chested super woman from DC or Marvel. Where is the representation for tiny titties

Do you gain double Ds when you gain powers?? Is it a rule of destiny that having anything under a C cup rules you out from becoming a hero? Are super powers stored in the tits?

I know but one thing, the A in Avengers does Not stand for A cup

#meme #memes #look idk I’m very tired #i saw a picture of Wonder Woman and supergirl #and something clicked in my brain #this may not be funny but I’m right you all know it

All you bitches talking about tumblr sexy men and how often they end up being shipped with alter egos of themselves while claiming onceler was the first, how quickly we forget our origins. The slender man alter egos were the catalyst for everything and by bringing them up I fear I have brought a curse upon this land.

#I can’t be the only one who remembers right?#slender man #I think one of them was called splendor man #one of them was a creep that kidnapped girls and carried a rose #one of them was a well-dressed nerd for some reason #someone help #if you remember this pls tell me #I feel like I haven’t heard someone mention them since like 2013

teslastoaster

AMAB

Assigned Mouse at Birth

teslastoaster

STUART LITTLE

#how did I forget that #side note:#I fucking hate Stuart little #idk why #just the sight of that tiny man enrages me

AMAB

Assigned Mouse at Birth

#meme #memes #shitpost #what #idk what this supposed to mean #just go with it

Hypothetically, if I were to place a 3-5 jellybeans in my mouth and have someone shake me, would that make me a human maraca?

#its a rhetorical question and the answer is yes #I don’t know if you can tell #but I’m slowly losing my mind #memes #meme #shitpost

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