Hello travelers, my name is Tess! I use They/Them pronouns and am semi-new to Tumblr! Welcome to my blog where I may post shit I write cause I’m feral but mostly will yap and share other fics I love. I’m in a lot of fandoms. If it exists I’m probably in it.
DNI: Wilbur Soot Supporters, Dream Team Supporters, TRASH or T(ransphobes) R(acists) A(bleists) S(exists) H(omophobes), and People who are Anti-Freedom in Fiction!
This is a very NSFW blog so MDNI please!!! (I won’t police reading but pls don’t interact beyond that!) No hate to others is tolerated and please be nice to me! 😔
Navigation into my dark and twisted psyche completely normal mindscape below the cut!
Current Hyper-fixation: Din Djarin
Most Recent Work: Size Kink Hcs (Mando)
Current Works: More Smut???
Masterlist: Right Here!
Fandom List: Right Here!
Ko-Fi: Right Here!
I’m not currently taking requests atm but if u want to pop in and say hi I would appreciate that!!! 😁
CW: NSFW below the cut (MDNI), afab!Reader, Mentions of PIV sex, BigDick!Mando, Mention of SmallerThanMando!Reader that could be read as Small!Reader
A/N: Slowly getting back into Tumblr via Mando I’m so excited!!! Sorry this is a little short tho 😔
Din Djarin x Reader
Size Kink Hcs
Smaller reader that’s getting lifted up and down on Mando’s cock like a fleshlight 😵💫, his gloved fingers digging into your hips, his fingers nearly spanning all the way around your waist as he pulls you up and down on his length over and over, practically spearing you in half…
Big tall Mando that notices the way you instinctively shrink when he’s around, especially when he’s right up against you, seeing how you curl and arch your body in response to his mere presence makes him think about making you squirm under him…
Strong Mando that wears fifty pounds-worth of armor and weapons all day, every day, so he’s somewhat jacked, lifting you onto counters and against walls to pin you just where he wants you, pressing his body into yours to feel how you wiggle uselessly against his broad chest…
Big Dick Mando who marvels at the way your tummy pokes out just beneath the navel when he’s ball’s deep inside you, watching the way that bump slides in and out as he moves, your body changing to accommodate him, all the while he’s thumbing your clit like his massive cock isn’t enough to satisfy you on its own…
Okay guys I watched the Mando movie last night and I have some insane thoughts…
(Freak nasty NSFW below cut, light spoilers maybe? Not really I don’t think…)
UGH I FORGOT HOW DOWN BAD FOR HIM I AMMM
I’ve been writing this longform fic about him since I watched the show and guhhhhhh it’s making me want to write more of it
And Jesus Christ he’s so hot it’s genuinely gonna kill me I wish we got to see more of his face 😔 but then the theatres probably would have had to wipe down the seats after every showing 💀💀💀
I just keep adding more smut ideas to my fic and jumping ahead and writing them cause ughhhhh I need him to hold me down and fuck me until I cum all over him 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Anyway the movie made me insane I genuinely was thinking about how I could fit my OC from my fic in it the whole time and I kept thinking about how Mando needs a slutty sidekick that he can take out all his frustrations on (my fic oc isn’t a sidekick to him, more like a partner, but that doesn’t matter in my brain rn it’s imagination time)
Like imagine a cute little Hutt slave that Mando has to watch dance around when he first meets the Twins that gets him more riled up than he usually would be by a pretty thing in revealing clothing. And of course, the Twins notice, so they offer you up to him as an advance for finding their nephew, Mando doesn’t really know what to do with you but he figures the New Republic would probably be safer for you than being with the Twins. And the ride is tortuous, every time Grogu takes a nap in the hull, you practically start pawing at Mando in the cockpit, hours of trailing fingers along the edge of his beskar stopping just short of his flight suit. Eventually he just gives in and bends you over his pilot chair, ripping your slutty bottoms in half and fingering you until you cum all over his leather gloves and he’s spanking your puffy clit to punish you for being so naughty-
PSA to fic readers, it is so hard to freak a fic writer out with your comments. we are just as crazy about the fic as you are.
tell me you love it. tell me it made you slam your laptop shut. tell me you brought it up at your college lecture about kink. key smash in all caps. quote the passage that made you think. i promise, we’ll love it.
we spend hours thinking about it, writing it, editing it. there is no such thing as over enthusiasm when you’re talking about our fics to us. we are sooooo weird about them, i assure you. you are just matching my freak. the freak bar is already set so high. feel no anxiety about enjoying something and letting the creator know.
Pairing: Joel Miller x OC (no real decription, it's you, baby girl)
Summary: Lynne Dwyer has four days left until she’s finally free—until a quiet night in witness protection turns into a brutal abduction. Hidden deep in the Massachusetts woods, she’s held by the man hired to watch her: Joel Miller. Witty, cold-eyed, and infuriatingly calm, he says he’s just following orders. But Lynne is done following anyone’s plans but her own. Tension builds in the silence of the forest, in sharp banter and stolen glances, until the lines between prisoner and protector begin to blur. One wants out. The other might be starting to want her.
And freedom was never going to come without a fight.
Warnings: AU!Joel, enemies to lovers, smut later on, slight violence (not from Joel), indicated sexual violence later for a short scene (not from Joel), a lot of banter and trash talk on eye level. No use of y/n
wc: 29k
My Pedro-Character-Masterlist
Part 1: Monday - Black
Part 2.1: Tuesday - Heart Attack
Part 2.2: Wednesday - Heart Attack
Part 3: Thursday - Never looking back
Part 4: Friday - I'm in Love
Epilogue: Never hesitate
COMPLETED
let me know what you think, leave some love and of course: hopefully read you soon some place else!
tysm @cringekind for the tag!!! i also like. never get around to doing these unfortunately so this is fun
currently reading: i actually just finished project hail mary! i thought the writing style was. very action movie esque but i was invested enough in the plot to really like it. and im about to start the familiar by leigh bardugo. and i started the count of monte cristo for mcr but im only like 2 chapters in (edie we highkey forgot about that book club lmfao) and im in a perpetual state of rereading daydreams of love beg a day by xpatxperience
last song: i don't care by fall out boy. i've been having a folie a deux moment
last film: i think it was slapshot? truly a horrible movie but it was my dad's favorite lol
last series: i think the last thing i watched was poker face? or x-files. i'm in the middle of a lot. also i can't not mention ds9 i'm also in the middle of that it just wasn't the most recent
tea or coffee: neither regrettably :/ tea is more tolerable to me than coffee so i'll drink it sometimes though. mostly before i have to sing somewhere though and i always take psychic damage from every other sip
last video game: i just replayed there is no game wrong dimension, and i've been in the middle of hollow knight for a while now
currently working on: guitar practice mostly! i've got a performance coming up so rehearsing for that obviously, but i've been trying to learn foundations to do a cover and venom as a challenge. and i was fucking around today and accidentally wrote a banger intro to a song that doesn't exist yet so i might have to figure out how songwriting works
tags: anyone can do this! if i didn't tag you either i forgot and im sorry or someone else tagged you lol @themostsplendidcreature @littleduckdudee @cobys-trans-agenda @ireblogeverythingisee @illmeetyouforcoffee @johnnolanslefteyebrow @xx-f3bru4y-f3l0ny-xx @rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it @snarky-wallflower @paranormaltheatrekid
currently reading: nothing man 😔 last book I tried to read was really cool and I was super into it but then I forgot about it a few chapters in and had to return it to the libary 💔
last song: Hip To Be Square by Huey Lewis and the News
last film: oh shit ummm??? the other night my husband and I watched Godzilla vs Biollante. it was such a chill watch totally recommend
last series: MONK!!!!! I LOVE MONK it’s my husband and I’s show :D Randy Disher forever babygirl
tea or coffee: definitely tea :3 I’ll be so real I still don’t know what coffee tastes like. I would try it but it seems icky I’m too scaredddd. and I just really enjoy the reactions of some people when I say I’ve never tried it lmao
last video game: No, I’m Not a Human 👏👏👏👏👏👏
currently working on: home decorating!!! this apartment is gonna SO COOL WHEN I’M DONE WITH IT!!!! I have been having so much fun finally having a blank slate and creative liberty at a time where I actually have design ideas!!!!! LIFE IS SO INCREDIBLY ATM
Story Synopsis: Five years before the Mandalorian even met the Child, Mando took what he thought was going to be the easiest bounty with the highest payout of his career thus far. Capturing a runaway dancer—a ballerina versus a Mandalorian—was laughable.
Until it wasn’t.
The Mandalorian is a bounty hunter. His job is to collect a quarry and then return it for a profit. It doesn’t matter what happens to said quarry once he has returned it and collected the credits. So, then, why can he not forget about a sad pair of emerald green eyes after he turned her in? And when their paths cross again five years later, and he sees the condition his former quarry is in, how can he justify returning the Child to them? He is a bounty hunter. It doesn’t matter what happens to them… right?
Author's Note/Chapter Warnings: Long time Tumblr lurker. First time Tumblr poster. This is a multi-chapter fic that is also posted on AO3. Din Djarin/OFC. Slooooowwwwwwww buuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn. Rated Mature for Mature themes (PTSD, slight sexual content, descriptions of torture), but will eventually become explicit... So - 18+ only. Minors DNI. Welcome interaction with others and constructive criticism. Bear with me while I figure out this whole Tumblr thing 🩶
MINORS - DO NOT INTERACT - 18+ ONLY
🌶️ = Indicates sexually explicit chapter
🎵 = Chapter soundtrack (Songs that either inspired, or I listened to to help write particular chapters)
Current word count (through Ch. 44 - 600,766)
🐍 Act 1 🐍
Chapter 1: The Bounty (Word count: 5,814)
🎵 "Choreomania" Florence + The Machine
Married off to a prince on a planet that you hate? New husband doesn't know you, and doesn't want to know you? New husband gifts you a personal Mandalorian body guard as a wedding present? Mandalorian is a wiseass who won't leave you alone? Lucky you.
18+ mdni
do you like kitschy, campy romance novels? if you're reading this, I hope so.
behind the scenes & chapter notes + other extras (spoilers) :
chapters 1-5
chapter 6-15
spotify playlists
Lysa & Elaine information
the bks screen adaption
bks q&a
bks what if's
reader is generally not described past being picked up a few times, and having hair long enough to be put up
✩ chapters containing smut!
chapter one : honeymoon (6.7k words)
[ Absurd.
That is the only word that comes to mind as you stare at yourself in the mirror. “His favorite color is blue.” ]
chapter two : silent treatment (7.4k words)
[ Something is wrong. You bolt up from the pile of blankets that you call a bed and your eyes dart around the closet as you furrow your brow trying to discern why you feel so much different. ]
✩ chapter three : the smitten paladin (4.6k words)
[ You’re starting to think the planet isn’t the reason you’re so hot all the time.
You had woken up this morning feeling a bit better than you thought you’d be, your stomach is full of butterflies but you're still standing and considering the night you had you’re gonna take that as a win. ]
chapter four : sarad'ika (6.8k words)
[ Sarad'ika.
You won’t forget it this time, you can’t. So you write it in your book, just under Mando’s favorite color you write the two little words that have been keeping you up at night. ]
✩ chapter five : lunar interlude : just a man (5.0k words)
[ Absurd.
It’s absurd how much the job pays. Din’s not even sure he should take it at this point because it’s too good to be true. ]
✩ chapter six : torment (5.1k words)
[ Okay, maybe you didn’t think this through.
You didn’t think he’d actually come in and now suddenly the door is shut and you’re alone with him. ]
✩ chapter seven : just friends (3.1k words)
[ Maker it feels like it’s been an hour and you’re both just laying here. He was just inside of you; it shouldn't be so hard to find something to talk about at this point. ]
chapter eight : solar markets (5.3k words)
[ It’s nice to wake up excited again.
You wish you could say that it happened more often but hopefully it will from now on. It’s going to be your first time leaving the castle grounds since you got here. ]
✩ chapter nine : shuk'la rules (5.6k words)
[ You need sex.
Normally you would be satisfied for quite some time after getting off but for some reason with Mando it was different. But it’s only been two days and you need more. ]
[ He’s grateful for the break from you, even if brief.
That’s not to say that he doesn’t enjoy every moment he gets to be in your presence but the more time he spends with you the harder it gets to remember that this isn’t real. ]
chapter eleven : he loves me not (4.6k words)
[ Something is wrong.
All day it’s been wrong.
He’s different. Distant. ]
chapter twelve : pretend (4.4k words )
[ Two days.
That’s what you’re willing to give yourself. Two days to get over it. One to get it all out of your system and one to pull yourself together. ]
You have no problem falling asleep, it’s mostly staying asleep. There’s a million different things that consume your thoughts and everytime you drift into unconsciousness you find yourself jolting awake, barely able to stay asleep for more than an hour at a time. ]
chapter fifteen : two tea parties (5.4k words)
[ “What did you do to her?”
Her voice breaks through his sleepy haze as he sits up properly.
“Excuse me?” ]
chapter sixteen : absolution (4.6k words)
[ There’s a visceral sense of dread when you wake up, for several reasons.
The glaring obvious culprit of your discomfort would be the fact that today’s your husband's birthday. ]
chapter seventeen : the apostate’s cabin (3.5k words)
[ Just Din.
It’s sinking in as you walk in silence, holding his hand tightly as he pulls you towards his home. ]
chapter eighteen : portrait of a man (5.4k words)
[ It’s deliciously warm when you wake. You can feel his heartbeat and you can feel the soft traces of sunlight dancing along your back. You stretch in his arms slightly but freeze up as you feel him nuzzle his chin into your hair, planting a kiss against your hairline. ]
✩ chapter nineteen : reverence (7.3k words)
[ You really want to.
You couldn’t possibly want to more than you currently do.
It’s actually a bit mean. That he’s left you here in this state. ]
✩ chapter twenty : like real people do (8.4k words)
[ Mando and Din.
All you can think about right now is how there must be two of them.
You’re playing with his curls. ]
✩ chapter twenty one : te mirci't (9.0k words)
[ “It means I love you.”
You aren’t entirely sure how long you stare at him, looking rather silly with your jaw practically on the floor. ]
✩ chapter twenty two : it’s you that i lie with (11.3k words)
[ Naboo has several trading ports.
You could get him on a cargo ship. That would be the most inconspicuous form of transport. It would help if he was willing to ditch his armor. ]
✩ chapter twenty three : lunar markets (15.0k words)
[ Sneaking out of the castle gets easier every time you do it.
It only takes a few minutes and you’re walking outside towards the forest trail, Din’s hand in yours, still giddy. ]
How could he possibly be deserving of you? Yet somehow you make him feel as if he is. With your soft touch and the way your eyes get just a little bigger when you see him. ]
✩ chapter twenty five : wedding bells (11.7k words)
[ Four days of Leo.
You were upset that Din was leaving you but you got over it rather quickly with the promise of his hasty return. ]
chapter twenty six : crucifixion (12.7k words)
[ “My room is too big.”
He bursts into genuine peals of laughter and you gently smack his arm.
“Don’t laugh, it’s a serious issue! My room is enormous.” ]
chapter twenty seven : the apostate (6.0k words)
[ Silence.
That’s all there is in his brain.
It’s hard enough as is for him to hear. It doesn’t help when he’s been beaten half to death. ]
✩ chapter twenty eight : a place for us (8.4k words)
[ You’d spent the better half of the day trying to get on top of him.
Every time you managed to get close he’d simply set you down on the nearest surface with a kiss on the cheek and go back to doing whatever he was working on. ]
chapter twenty nine : the best kept secret (epilogue) (6.1k words)
[ The morning sun is warm against your face, you bask in it, unmoving and only half awake until you feel a tiny hand slapping your cheek. The illusion of tranquility is immediately shattered as you softly laugh. ]
Sorry to burst thine bubbles but he’s just following that account and a few other creators are too like Nikki and Minx so they’re probably just someone in the cc circle that happens to be freaky
But ya know u are who ur friends are 😏
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