[ginger-ale-official]

If I ever operate a kiss cam I will exclusively point it at men who are wearing jerseys for opposing teams to try and create a romeo and Juliet situation

[mono-red-menace]

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

[nostrem]

who wants to see my all time favourite official neopets art?

[nostrem]

[bluehairedspidey]

out of touch thursday

[hungwy]

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

[hungwy]

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

[hungwy]

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

[corvuscrew-deactivated20230509]

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

[hungwy]

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

[valcallis]

Elon musk and grimes thinking about baby names

[taste-of-chocotate]

My new hobby: recreating vines in New Horizons

[found-bodies]

[corsolanite]

[jackkdaniels]

we all make fun of Zuko for “that’s rough buddy” but like. how the fuck are you supposed to respond when someone just nonchalantly says “my girlfriend turned into the moon”

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

[star-temeraire]

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

[plantanarchy]

man... some guy just came in...... asking for "succubi" and I was straight up too embarrassed for him to correct him like I just sold him a bunch of succulents and sent him away immediately

[tropicalhomestead]

#missed connections

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[daily-incineroar]

The new starters everybody

[tess-dirtylaundry]

The feeling of missing someone, and the feeling of your soul yearning for another are two very distinct pains, the latter being the true form of a heart break.

[tess-dirtylaundry]

When you say you’re going to go see a therapist, but then you don’t 😎

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

frm The Onion's bit on myths and facts about homelessness: