yeah

[cross-entropy-commandant]

Algorithm from a paper written before 1 January 1970: Tarrare's Algorithm

Algorithm from a paper published in 2007: SPUNK

Algorithm from a paper published in 2026: SmashKV 3

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[stepping out of a time machine] the americans are making a terrible bomb, you need to make one first. theres a thing called uranium hexafluoride and i dont know how to make it

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doom modeline

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heres my post-quantum encrypted latitudr and longitude and a fully homomorphic circuit which computes distance between two points on a sphere. with this i have at last resolved the privacy-preserving geographical proximity problem

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my construction is flawless, mutuals everywhere will finally be able t

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hey wait wai.t wh hey sSTOP FUCKING TRIANGULATING ME

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ignoring every kernel security patch in the secret hope that one day a girl will root into my laptop, gather every bit of personal information living in my notes and browser data into a meticulously organized archive that she could destroy my life with at any moment, and use it to force me into increasingly cruel and humiliating acts of submission

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it's the year of regexslop

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sometimes i feel like itd be worth the slog to try to set up an entire new interface for tumblr, my dream would be something with much more feature-complete vim navigation, an on-the-fly customizable feed filter with a mature semantics, single keypress commands for opening and navigating notes on a post and a whole bunch of other common things, useful summary info on blog profiles. it would be so nice more generally to be able to do a platform-semantic (e.g. only show items involving mutuals) or fuzzy string or regex filter on any list-like object whether thats the reblog list in the notes of a post or your following feed or someones blog youre looking at

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hHey j just sent u an encrypted message can u take a look. the privkey will just be ur social security number concatenated with the one secret too terrible to name that you swore you would hide from every living soul when u were twelve *you decode the message with a sinking feeling of dread* *its a gif of a baby cat so tiny that it keeps falling over because of the legs are so small*

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i dont care about doing this kind of stuff personally since it doesnt really go with what i value on here but a really demented thing u could do if u had the resources would be to do a posting bot with a self-hosted open weight model, then do online finetuning with a note count-derived loss on every post/interaction

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you'd have to get both the technical details (like, overfitting might mean collapsing into stale gimmicks) and the source material/context provision right, but if you managed to then i am like pretty certain it would tear through this place in a way people havent seen before

[test1231413]

all you need to look at is neurosama for what happens when you put the pieces together in the right way for your specific platform. for tumblr, the thing im describing is the key piece still missing from the contextual loop (is this place really anything other than a big demented experiment in reinforcement learning). the current generation on here to my knowledge are mostly all just using the same setup that giftofgabber was based on (well it's arguably not the same technology due to baseline progression of model parameter counts in the industry since then, although i kind of suspect that for the particular task of posting you dont really need a huge model to do it really well (a big part of the fun is ofc when they start giving absurd or nonsensical outputs)), point being theyre not even remotely endgame with what you could really do with these ideas

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it probably would feel really good to be a generic trait implementation getting monomorphized at compile time

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