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PRINCE BITCH IDIOT

@testifiedtesticles

clus·ter·fuck (noun, vulgar) • a disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking.

251 posts

testifiedtesticles

Sep 27, 2020

Test is not dead. Technically.

Reformatting in progress. Will be doing some character overhaul and all that good shit.

testifiedtesticles

Feb 9, 2020

at least i can be honest about the mullet situation

#NSFW #IMAGE #REBLOG #TATTOOS #Cumbrained follower of Damara here.#Can definitely concur on you being disgustingly attractive.#Do something about your face.

testifiedtesticles

Feb 9, 2020

FUCKING IDIOT HORSE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE’S IN FOR. @testifiedtesticles

#CONTENT SAVED #DAMARA

testifiedtesticles

Feb 9, 2020

testifiedtesticles

CAN I HAVE MY SOCKS BACK.

Your what? I have no idea what you’re doing about. I’ve had these for forever.

YOU ARE A THIEF AND A LIAR AND I WILL DESTROY YOU AND TAKE BACK WHAT IS MINE. PREPARE TO DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS.

testifiedtesticles

And then what?

#TEXT #DAMARA #Haha.#Careful.#That's the hottest thing you could ever say to me.

testifiedtesticles

Feb 9, 2020

CAN I HAVE MY SOCKS BACK.

Your what? I have no idea what you’re doing about. I’ve had these for forever.

#DAMARA #TEXT #ASK

testifiedtesticles

Feb 9, 2020

[[ This account is due for a pseudo-wipe so expect some of that while I pull my head from my ass. ]]

#OUT OF CHARACTER #DELETE LATER #TEXT

testifiedtesticles

Feb 9, 2020

@psychcsexual

#DAMARA #IMAGE #Hey.

testifiedtesticles

basicdoucheenergy

Nov 25, 2019

givemeangstymemes

Send 📖 to get really bad advice from my muse

Bonus points for also giving a topic.

#INBOX MEME #REBLOG #OUT OF CHARACTER #DELETE LATER

testifiedtesticles

Nov 23, 2019

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Or the mustachioed woman hoping to get the jump on me as I carelessly lower my guard in the mirror, a brush set to my bedheaded hair.

#TEXT #You'll never guess hoo hoo hoo!#She's got grit. I will give her that.#Here's hoping she doesn't giggle again so I can pretend I'm actually startled.#I want to see my little... Actually that's terrible. Horrible connotations.#Line of thought cancelled.

testifiedtesticles

Nov 23, 2019

Recent history dictates that hogging the bathroom for three hours is rude if I do it, but certain other parties may inhabit it for no reason besides spite.

Very interesting.

#TEXT #Deus ex Machinhal.#He can't even shit.#Not so much for lack of trying but it's not a process that's easy to replicate.#The point is that I do and he's being an asshole about it.

testifiedtesticles

Nov 21, 2019

testifiedtesticles

Getting real sick of these Hero Wars adverts. If I wanted to watch an incompetent fool catastrophize a perfectly solvable puzzle, I'd have Jake play Professor Layton again.

testifiedtesticles

This is going fantastically, actually. He's been stuck on a matchstick shift puzzle for twenty-five minutes.

#TEXT #REBLOG #Hopefully on his way up.

testifiedtesticles

Nov 20, 2019

Getting real sick of these Hero Wars adverts. If I wanted to watch an incompetent fool catastrophize a perfectly solvable puzzle, I'd have Jake play Professor Layton again.

#TEXT #Hopefully on his way up.#Truly I am the picture of patience for weathering the previews time and time again.#However. It's been forever since I opened my cracked editions of the games.#I'll be back.

testifiedtesticles

Nov 20, 2019

I like to think that if a close friend of mine wanted help hiding a body, I’d gleefully welcome Jane’s suggestion that we just cook it down.

#TEXT #NSFW #CANNIBALISM #DEATH #You'll never guess hoo hoo hoo!

testifiedtesticles

Nov 20, 2019

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???

such-justice-wow

Please don’t call the ports that

#TEXT #NSFW #REBLOG #SAVED

testifiedtesticles

Nov 20, 2019

Good morning. I have a phallic rash on one foot for no explicable reason but I felt like you'd all benefit from the knowledge that once again, the dicks are at it again.

#TEXT #NSFW #I suspect I dragged something over the skin absently.#That's the thing about Penis Ouija.

testifiedtesticles

Nov 20, 2019

Very tasteless of the universe to once again create the advertisement conspiracy behind "wedgie free" underwear.

#TEXT #And no I am not prone to wedgies.#I am not being wedgied by tactless Time gods and forced to rationalize my lowered guard as being a conspiracy.#I would have noticed by now if my asscrack were under attack by the very forces I choose to trust.#Probably. Most likely.#I'm mostly sure.

testifiedtesticles

Nov 18, 2019

Might create an explosive end-times culturally inflammatory weapon in my basement today.

#TEXT #I'm calling it a 'slur.'

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