&quot;catgirl-looking book of Mormon-reading anti-slut&quot;

I oppress canadians at all opportunities so you dont have to

Look at this man and tell me Canadia shouldn’t be oppressed

Fun fact! I genuinely had to condition myself out of saying Canadia and was only successful maybe a 3 years ago (5 years after this post)

Given the questions I am prone to receive, I do occasionally feel the need to point out that not only does my blog not have anything to do with Inscryption, but I've had this url since well before the game was launched. I'm always down for people enjoying stoats in whatever form that may take but, to be abundantly clear, I planted my flag here first.

Well

Given the questions I am prone to receive, I do occasionally feel the need to point out that not only does my blog not have anything to do with Inscryption, but I've had this url since well before the game was launched. I'm always down for people enjoying stoats in whatever form that may take but, to be abundantly clear, I planted my flag here first.

Well

I am wearing a downright hiddeouss outfit today

the-davest-of-uncles

Hiddeous outfit

brosef-von-dudehomie

Definitely not your best work, but it looks comfortable at least. Weird seeing you without lace and fishnets tho.

beardedmrbean

looks rad to me

saintofpride201

You look like the person who mans the grill at backyard barbecues or family reunions and absolutely owns her craft at grilling.

My boyfriend loves to tell stories of how ill steadily approach the bbq grill like some sort of predator and oust whoever was there before

stalker-among-the-stars

That looks like something I'd have worn when I was 12.

...

I feel like I should stress that this is not meant in any way, shape, or form, to be negative. This is a completely neutral observation.

I had that one comic about a butch lesbian getting IDed at a club for dressing like a 12 year old boy in my head the whole day

I am wearing a downright hiddeouss outfit today

the-davest-of-uncles

Hiddeous outfit

brosef-von-dudehomie

Definitely not your best work, but it looks comfortable at least. Weird seeing you without lace and fishnets tho.

beardedmrbean

looks rad to me

saintofpride201

You look like the person who mans the grill at backyard barbecues or family reunions and absolutely owns her craft at grilling.

My boyfriend loves to tell stories of how ill steadily approach the bbq grill like some sort of predator and oust whoever was there before

Saw a trailer for key kruncher and thought of you

Is that the game from the makers of Rat Shaker?

Guy Fieri ass outfit lmao

Highest compliment

cuppydogshane

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

hyperlexichypatia

People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.

You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.

You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.

You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.

You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.

And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.

semicolonthefifth

I’d have given anything to have all this when my partner was hospitalized. Maybe it would’ve made some difference in the end, but it especially get bad when it was hard visiting them due to the hospital’s policy - a policy that seemed to pose no issue to a straight couple that was in the same room, which is never deny but wished I enjoyed the same thing when being there for him.

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

The point of most rooms is to leave thrm

True or false

A fifth heatwave?????? Are you fucking me????

lurker-lenore

At this point they're less "waves" and more "high tide rolling in"

I am drowning

ashoss

id like to introduce some people to my good friend the Keep Reading button

A fifth heatwave?????? Are you fucking me????

I am wearing a downright hiddeouss outfit today

the-davest-of-uncles

Hiddeous outfit

I have been trying for several days to make a post about how, while I love the 2017 DuckTales reboot, having explored some related media I've come to the conclusion that they downplayed quite a lot of Scrooge's negative and weird personality traits, and yeah yeah yeah I understand that in today's media landscape it's very difficult to have a character who objectively sucks in a lot of ways and never really grows out of them or gets better because the ways in which he sucks are a cornerstone of who he is as a person.

The post never materializes though, because I always come back to a certain sticking point, which is that the show tries really, really hard to convince me that stealing cocktail weenies at a party is, like, weird, and I'm like, okay. Except everyone does that. That is so normal. Yeah, if you're a trillionaire doing it to save money, that's kinda funny. And of course it's over-exaggerated, because it's a cartoon, but like, the thing itself? One of the most normal things he does in the whole show. It's almost too normal.

But the thing is, the scene seems so completely and unwaveringly committed to the core joke being that this is weird behavior that I have started to wonder if I'm having a pelican-fucking moment. Does everyone do that? Or am I the weird one here? Now I realize I'm asking Tumblr to judge the weirdness of my behavior here but I'm a little bit afraid of having this conversation in real life now. Yes I'm aware you can buy cocktail weenies from the grocery store and they're not that expensive but they taste better if you steal them okay. To be clear the level of stealing I'm talking about is I bring ziplock baggies but never more than 2 because there are other people there who also want cocktail weenies, I'm not an animal, and because I know someone's going to ask no I do not have plastic lined pockets that I fill with dip, that's the cartoonish exaggeration I was talking about.

Is it normal to steal cocktail weenies at parties?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

You get no nuance option this is an easy question

These results are... illuminating. Not sure of what, but definitely something

Well to be honest I guess this goes full circle and loops back around to my original point. If you water down a negative character trait too much, eventually you hit a point where people start to disagree about whether or not the trait is actually negative. In these cases, watering the trait down can be a bigger risk than sticking to it, and with less reward.

The weenies thing is whatever, can we go back to the bit where "pelican-fucking moment" is apparently part of your standard vocabulary?

It's a standard Tumblrism! Although I couldn't find the original post, it might have been a stork. It's for when you think something is super obvious but it turns out you're the weird one. And based on the poll results so far this does not qualify

I think "pelican-fucking moment" may be a kind of pelican-fucking moment.