Future Crazy Cat Lady

Probably reading or napping. All reblogs personally approved by my cat.

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[overcastghostedghoul]

I bet he opens his closet to the same suits with some slightly different ties like SpongeBob.

[lizluvscupcakes]

I bet if he took off his suit there’d be a suit underneath

[theehorsepusssy]

peach piss and fart cakes

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[actual-haise]

Glad that Pokemon Champions is bringing in a whole new age of weather wars

(If you cancel out my Snow I am hunting you down.)

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[transfemininomenon]

when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[depsidase]

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

[cherrypikkins]

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

[porterdavis]

[cannibalchicken]

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[angelofthe2000s]

I’m afraid some of ya’ll just don’t have the freak gene that lets you enjoy ACTUAL enemies to lovers. Ya’ll think that trope is just like coworkers fighting over a promotion or smth like no give me people that have tried to maim and kill one another or give me nothing

[herearedragons]

the ai chatbot ads have moved on from fictional characters and are now straight up saying You Should Replace Your Friends With This App Because It Replies Fast

what the fuck .

to anyone who might need to hear this, I would rather wait for weeks/months/years to hear from you or even literally be ghosted forever that do whatever that is and that's the Correct Response in this scenario. you do not owe anyone fast replies you do not owe anyone replies Ever.

additionally. it sucks to not hear back from someone you wanted to talk to. it can be annoying to have to wait for a reply. but talking to people isn't a commodity, it's not content, it's not a product, and sometimes it doesn't happen or it happens differently from the way you wanted it to. and that's ok. you can try again with the same person, and if they straight up tell you they don't want to talk or you decide you don't vibe with it actually, you can try again with someone else. and the good thing is you get literally as many tries as you want because oh my god there are so many people on the internet.