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[maguslupus]

[testingidk]

dovcy‌:

i respect your opinion. it’s worth a lot in my eyes, really. yeah, but what’s life without mess ? i’m one of the messiest people you’ll ever meet. i want to say we kind of ask for it being in the limelight, but at the same time we’re human too ! we deserve the respect of actually having the benefit of the doubt. or at least innocent until proven guilty. yeah, honestly she’s the best. hey, i’m also … how you say, “game”.

really ? that’s a little surprising , but i appreciate it regardless . i don’t know , maybe it’s because we don’t know each other like that yet , but messy wouldn’t be a word i’d think of when it comes to you . exactly , but that’s a topic of conversation that falls flat every time . especially in the case of gossip runners , too . sounds good then . did you need me to bring anything over ? aside from the walkie talkies , of course . i already have them in my hold as we speak .

[testingidk]

dovcy‌:

what can i say ? i’m a nice person. or at least, i’d like to think so. nah, you can keep the power. i don’t like being in charge of things. TOO much pressure. egos aren’t welcome in my home. oh no, that’s really not fun. if it helps, though – i don’t take kindly to blatant rumors. it’s like my momma used to say – there’s always 3 sides to every story. each person’s POV and then the truth. i don’t want to peer pressure into putting your health at risk BUT, i do have brownies. yeah, i guess NEVER is a big word. right, and not to mention, walkie-talkies are cool.

so far you are to me , but i’m not sure how much my opinion is worth . and you think i do ? whenever i try , it all ends in a mess , no thanks . we can give it to someone else instead . that’s good ; a huge relief , too . people believe gossip like that easily without wanting to know the person involved’s take . that’s a good saying from your mother though , i’ll have to remember that and use it in the future . brownies , too ? it’d be a nice change for a bit , not having to talk to myself in front of a mirror or anything . but it’s your home , after all , if you’d like my company i’m game .

[testingidk]

dovcy‌:

and that, my friend, is what we call reverse psychology. i mean, it would be if i MEANT for that to happen. but, truly, i rather go through it if it meant someone else didn’t have to. i’ll take your word for it – the cuteness thing, i mean. hey, there’s NOTHING wrong with being a little twisted. i don’t judge. yes, actually. he needed a couple of baths, but all-in-all he’s good company. well, if the walkie-talkie suggestion wasn’t just a joke, you’re welcome to come see him yourself. he’s a little boston terrier. that DOES help, actually. you can never trust a cute face. so … you were serious about the walkie-talkies ? because if so, i’m in. 

that’s a kind sentiment then . not something you hear every day , someone being genuine about things like that . just don’t go try using it against me or anyone else , that’d be giving you too much power . twisted to an extent , sure , but it’s still not fun being accused of being such when intentions or anything but that . you’re just tempting me more and more now . boston terriers are adorable with their pointed ears . well , i wouldn’t say never . maybe after a while once you get to know them . that seems to be the common thing to do , right ? i was absolutely serious about them . it wouldn’t be the same as face to face interaction , but... at least we’re in the same area .

[testingidk]

calvmhoods‌:

i think i may end up watching it tonight. i got enough opinions. what are you into? i might have a few suggestions i can give ya.

if you need anything afterwards , the high school musical show they have on disney plus is actually pretty good . right now , i’m not picky . documentary ? horror ? comedy ? i’ll watch anything .

[testingidk]

dovcy‌:

honestly ? as weird as it sounds, i’m glad it happened to me and not you too. i wouldn’t wish that on anyone. oh i’m fine. i’m a tough cookie, you know. don’t worry, i did everything i needed to. i’m NOT taking any chances with infection. hey, CUTENESS doesn’t solve everything … but yeah, it was incredibly cute. and the poor pup wouldn’t leave my side afterwards. so, i guess i have a new buddy. i hate being a sucker for a cute face. at least i won’t be alone during this epidemic. i would invite you over, but you’d have to sit on the opposite end of the couch. you know … social distancing and all that. 

oh... well , see , when you agree with me i feel guilty for saying it in the first place . can’t blame me for wanting to make sure , yeah ? that’s good though . at least you didn’t need stitches or anything . i beg to differ ; cuteness can solve a lot of things , if not all . granted it all depends on the situation though otherwise people are just going to think you’re twisted . don’t ask me how i know this , i just do . is this your way of saying you took it in ? because now i’m going to ask for pictures . if it helps , you’re not the only one . cute faces are always being used to their advantage , i’m a victim too . right --- social distancing . if you’ll feel more comfortable , i could even be in another room of the house . we can use walkie talkies .

[testingidk]

dovcy‌:

          i left the house today for the first time in 2 weeks because i started to gain some cabin fever – and lordy do i wish i just toughed it out. so, here’s how MY day went. two minutes out in the fresh air and i trip over my own two feet, scraping my elbow in the process. then, as i laid there for a second to collect myself – a stray dog runs up, sniffs me, and proceeds to MARK his territory … or should i say, commandeer my left shoe. that’s it. i don’t think i need any more HINTS from the universe to just stay home. i hope you’re dealing with this absolute craziness better than i am. 

although i hate to admit it , that’s actually a pretty funny story and i’m so glad it happened to you instead of me . no offense whatsoever , but i don’t know you all too well yet and it just needed to be said . are you okay though ? scraping an elbow is never a fun thing to experience , did you disinfect it ? as for the dog... tell me it was at least cute to make it better . all i’ve done so far is watch everything known to man on netflix and hulu --- consider me officially out of ideas . save me from hell .

[testingidk]

calvmhoods‌:

okay okay serious question…..is frozen ll any good? i’m sick and tired of the first one, but now that the second one is on disney plus, i’m wondering if it’s any good.

can’t say i’ve seen it yet , but if you do watch it let me know how it is . i’m running out of things to watch nowadays and need something fresh . 

[testingidk]

collinsisms‌:

📲 facetime w/ lily!

“ I can’t believe it. . . 31! My mom and I were just on the phone and she was telling me that it seemed as though everything has just passed us by. Mom’s super reminiscent today, as am I. Gosh, I’ve got no clue on how I’ll be able to celebrate with all of the social distancing going on, y’know? Anyway, thank you for calling me, you’re super sweet. ”

“ thirty-one doesn’t seem all that bad , innit ? plus if it helps , you still look young as hell ! i hear online parties are all the rage now though , maybe you can do that . i did it with my family a few days back and it was actually fun , i recommend it . of course --- birthdays are important and you should feel such on your special day . ”

[testingidk]

ashley 📲 OPEN

ASHLEY: i just washed the same pot and pan for the sixteenth time this week

ASHLEY: feel like i'm stuck in an actual time loop

ASHLEY: pls talk to me before i die of boredom

GREGG: maybe to spice things up you can use other cookware

GREGG: but if not , that shows you're loyal at least

GREGG: you wouldn't be the only one bored though :/

[testingidk]

「 ✦ ˚ — 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞.

danielle: which weirdo are we talking about here ? i gotta make sure i'm on the same page while we continue this discussion. it'll be pretty awkward if i'm not.

danielle: well...i'm dealing with it begrudgingly. aw, come on! you're literally ruining all my fun and it's totally not cool, sukin. ugh, i'll just ask someone else who'll be more willing to share. i don't need you! :)

gregg: it's one that people have , hopefully , forgotten about and suppressed in their memory because i sure as hell have . but bella , she was the worst partner i've ever had now that i'm out of that relationship .

gregg: well consider it as something you deserve for not knowing my last name >:/ where's the "L" in sukin , danielle ? i'm wounded . but that's where you're wrong , i'm essential to living , who else is going to fill that spot :)

[testingidk]

darkhecrts‌:

it’s all good, man. i didn’t get it at first when were thinkin’ about names and shit … five sauce has quickly turned into a ‘vibes only’ band. so we want the title to show that— obviously i’m kidding. it’s just a title that sounded nice. hey! bees knee’s isn’t terrible. i’m trying to bring the old slang back.

well , i’ve heard the big news for your band recently , congrats ! really lookin’ forward to all the things you’re going to achieve from this point forward . bees knees is quite outdated though... everyone is going to poke fun at you for it , mate , i’m trying to save you the trouble of going through that .

[testingidk]

fckdemie‌:

honestly , EACH to their own ! i respect you not being into parties now , i’m very much a party girl so i CAN’T relate ! but i’m sure i will eventually . thankfully some of my close friends are HAPPY to come with me . so crisis is a v e r t e d . so if you don’t party , what do you do for fun ? consider me curious , maybe i can try something new from learning from you ! 

that’s good for you . like you said , each to their own . quite honestly , i think it’s the fact that i’m getting too old for parties like that . if it’s just social drinking with cocktails and friends , so be it . but a full on rager ? that makes my stomach churn just from the sound of it . i mean , i do different things depending on the day and what i feel like doing . i’m really into real estate , so lately i’ve been remodeling a home to keep myself busy . it’s fun .

[testingidk]

「 ✦ ˚ — 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞.

danielle: honestly, yeah. time moved slower, things that aren't that big of a deal to us now were always really exciting back then and just...the innocence. the world was wide and we were happy, curious and carefree. those days were the best.

danielle: one, huh ? fine, i'll take it because it's better than nothing. i'm not saying i'm totally happy with it though. reinforcements in what form ? maybe i'll chance it depending on your answer :)

gregg: yeah , i miss it a lot . plus the mistakes i've made then didn't even seem that bad compared to the ones now . granted i dated an actual weirdo for a while but that's just trivial

gregg: that's the spirit ! you don't have to be happy with my decision , you just have to deal with it :) oh no , i know what you're doing . you expect me to just give you some ideas like that willy-nilly ? nice try , dani , but if you want more then you're going to have to pull them from my cold , dead hands yourself

[ennrata]

◟ ⋆   ‸   ⊶   𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩   ◝  .

[testingidk]

ennrata‌:

@emrata: ur paying for what u eat, i’m paying for what i eat. it’s such a simple concept !! i’ve got to try a bit of everything, but the red velvet one has my heart, body, AND soul

@gsulkin: in that case sign me the fuck up . i never had the red velvet though , i’m usually sticking to the basic ones . or strawberry and banana... that thing gets me going , let me tell you

[testingidk]

darkhecrts‌:

everyones out here thinking CALM is the … lamest name on the planet. ok, just because you guys figured out that our names spelt that, like, four years ago … doesn’t mean that we did. and we think it’s cool! the bees knees in fact.  

not going to lie to you , mate , it took me a minute to understand what you’re referring to . but i don’t see anything wrong with that acronym , it gives off a nice vibe . though i’m not too sure if anyone says the bee’s knees anymore... might have to toss that one int he trash.

[ennrata]

◟ ⋆   ‸   ⊶   𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩   ◝  .

[testingidk]

ennrata‌:

@emrata: ok which one of u poor souls am i going to convince to go to ihop with me ?? call it a random request but can u honestly say no to pancakes ???

@gsulkin: that depends , would i be paying or you ? if it’s the latter then say less @gsulkin: also which pancake flavor do you get , this is an essential question