Carmine Jade's HDG Fic Collection!!!
A Diamond in the Rough
To the victors go the spoils. That's what they say. So then why is she instead being spoiled? What exactly is domestication if they're not going to do the things she'd wish on her enemies? And why the ever loving ash is this woman's lap so damn comfortable?!
The proud little princess, so determined to fight and resist to the end. If only she knew just how wonderful it will be when she feels loved and safe for the first time.
(First Fic) Obnoxious palace/political intrigue drama all following a dragon girl warrior princess. Lots of Lesbian Sex, fauxcest, sensory stuff, and references to trauma and t*rture (and consensual bdsm). Origin of the dumbass dragon xenosophonts called Volzamites.
Promise You Won't Leave Me?
I've had a whole life of looking after my best friend. I honestly didn't mind it, but if this is her one chance at total happiness then I'm behind her 500%. Maybe when she's collared I can visit her and make sure that her affini is treating her right. I think she'd love that...
A trip to the voluntary domestication center is meant to help one very eager seed find her potential owner and become the happiest she's ever been. So then why is her best friend positively terrified the second she sets foot inside it?
(Complete) A story about two incredibly dumb lesbians who are incredibly useless and a seemingly accidental domestication by a tall and slender sapphic affini. Lots of learning to be soft and to accept that having no control isn't a bad thing. Features a lot of mind fuckery.
I'm Not Your Princess
The pleasure is only half the fun, and he was all too willing to go the extra mile for the thrill of the metaphorical kill. He enjoyed the excitement of bringing them up, getting someone nice and close, and then leaving them to fall and crash. The thrill gets better and better, and he decides to get his biggest quarry yet. A new name, a new girl, and a new thrill. Surely nothing will go wrong if he breaks a floret's heart, right?
(Rewrite planned) My first time doing a proper force femme and a feral breaking story. CW for Forced Drug Use (duh), Force Feminization, Hypnosis, Personality Erosion/Replacement, a Lot of Toxic Masculinity, & Gradual Bimbofication
Can I Roll to Seduce the GM?
Apparently, table top games are not something the average affini engages in. No worries, James was a new player once upon a time, he's positive this will be a completely normal- Oh they're already hitting on the GM.
Go figure.
A silly one-shot about an affini joining a D&D group, and the one gay guy in the group watching as his best friend is slowly seduced over the internet by the dorky lesbian plant in their midst. Features mildly exaggerated transphobia, xenophobia, and a lot of platonic flirting between a lesbian and gay guy.
What do you mean "The Aristocrats"?
Just one more wellness check and Ethan is back to being a full independent sophont! He just has to explain a joke he made two days ago. Absolutely easy!
An obnoxious one-off I wrote in like... an hour about an idiot CoD player needing to pass his Wellness Checks and making the mistake of having to tell the worst joke ever to an affini. Gross toilet humor and an HDG retelling of the Aristocrats joke. DD;DNE warning is in effect.
Don't Forget Your Sprout
Sometimes you just want to go to work and not have to deal with your clingy neighbor who acts like you're her older brother. You especially don't want to deal with her terrifying Plommy.
Sometimes, you just need to and it's the worst.
A cute yet scary dirtpost about a poor transmasc being the unwilling older sibling figure to a Sprout, and how not to deal with being the forced older sibling figure to a floret.
Finding Comfort in Blue Blossoms
Sometimes, you meet someone who redefines your life, and you never even know it. And sometimes, that person is just who you need to fill the hole you've accepted into your life.
Heartfelt story about loss and finding someone to help you through your grief when you need them most. Origin of Juliette Morrow, a recurring sophont in other works, and one of the sadder things I've written to date.
The Empress's New Companion Dress
When an affini offers you clothes, it's in very poor taste to refuse the offer. But what exactly is an "independent dress", and why is her very dear affini friend smiling like that?
My first ever collab. A smutty and funny oneshot about an incredibly dumb lesbian being gaslit by her trusted affini friend and walking around wearing a dress so beautiful that only independent sophonts can see it.
My Happily Ever After
Sometimes, the princess needs a fairy godmother to make her beautiful. And sometimes, that godmother is more of a beautiful plant that whisks you away to be your most beautiful self possible. When the affini arrived, I was still clinging to a life of normalcy. But she was right there to save me from a life I didn't know I needed saving from.
My contribution for the June 2025 Writing Jam on the official server: Princessification. Lots of gender identity stuff and mind fuckery




















