put me back i'm not ready yet

hey man

[laribeeb]

fucc it!!! barney calhoun fancam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[testtubescientist]

what the hell

[figsweet-deactivated20240828]

[goodlouse]

This Half Life sticker sheet is now available on my Etsy store! Gordon, Alyx and Barney can also be purchased as seperate stickers. [likes<rbs&follows]

[halflifegifs]

half life

[tomiyeee]

this ask has been sitting in my inbox for weeks i’m sorryyy…old low-poly half life models are quite difficult to decipher but i tried <:3

[saphizzle]

I might finish this digitally who knooows!

[gecko1011010]

Speedrunners

[glitteraffe-art]

Visit Original Link

what the hell, colette

(from the wiki page on gina and colette’s voicelines here)

[drjudithmossman]

i almost forgot to post this but. cowboy hours

[glitteraffe-art]

On this episode of “Anatomy of a HEV Suit”: an in-depth look at the Mark IV!

Anatomy of a HEV Suit Series: 1 / 2

[ollierachnid]

[testtubescientist]

wait shittt thats ur barney calhoun playlist on spotify.... very epic thank u for that its real good road to nowhere made me cry

ur welcom + thank u for listening to it and enjoying it :^] road to nowhere also makes me cry 

[shitty17]

I am watching a blue shift playthrough and

NO GUARD RAILS, NO SAFETY GLASS, NOTHING? COME TO SCENIC CLIFFSIDE FOOD COURT WHERE OUR WET FLOOR SIGNS ARE LEGITIMATE SIGNS OF DANGER.

[shitty17]

NO IM NOT DONE WITH THIS HOLD THE FUCK ON

THAT IS STILL WATER AT THE BASE OF A CARVED OUT MESA WITH NO WINDOWS OR ANYTHING COVERING UP THAT SUNLIGHT. YOU HAVE A FOOD COURT THAT CAN ALSO BE UTILIZED AS A DIVINGBOARD INTO SOME OF THE MOST STAGNANT DISGUSTING DESERT WATER LIKELY FILLED WITH FOOD COURT TRASH AND BUGS, STILL WATER THAT ATTRACTS BUGS WHO WILL FLY ALL OVER YOUR FOOD, BIRDS WILL FLY INTO THE GIANT OPENING IN THE WALL AND JUST YOINK YOUR PIZZA, RIGHT NEXT TO ELECTRIFIED RAILS, THERES NO PADDING ON THE WALL ITS ALL JUST EXPOSED ROCK AND CLAY, YOU HAVE COOKING STAFF NEXT TO HOT GRIDDLES NO AIR CONDITIONING BECAUSE IT WILL BE LOST NEXT TO THE OPEN FACE WALL LETTING IN THE

DESERT

FUCKING

SUNLIGHT

HEAT,

BRO

[glitteraffe-art]

“—we can’t keep the portal open much longer!”

[st4rshiptr00per]

Dr. Green

[22nd]

you couldn't put a bitch this bad into stasis