NOT A MACHETE IN MY POCKET

rotking / bubbys horny for slashers bloggo / 31 / 🔞🔞🔞NO MINORS🔞🔞🔞

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read me

hey i’m rot and welcome to my... horny slasher alt lol. here’s some guidelines!!

fuck you if you are: terf/swerf, transmed/truscum, racist, transphobic, anti neo-pronouns, etc. a minor or have no age in bio. i also have an ao3 of the same username that is and will remain free for everyone to read.

requests:OPEN  / matchups: OPEN I GUESS

who i write for: 

jason voorhees, pyramid head, bubba sawyer, thomas hewitt, billy lenz, asa emory/the collector, michael myers, brahms heelshire, herbert west; ask me about a character you would like to see me write for!!

what i write: a LOT of male/gn!reader slasher receiving (oral, pegging, rimming, body worship, face sitting, etc are favs!), mild bondage, heated cute n cuddly or romantic fluff. i mainly try to write gender neutral reader, but i do other genders too my dudes. ask me abt other kinks not listed. ...i kind of have a bit of a pattern with male receiving stuff lol i’m your one stop shop for that kinda thing, ayy

i will NOT write:

daddy/mommy kink, noncon/dubcon, underage, snuff, incest, toxic relationships, yandere, aging up minors, tickling, CGL

stu macher or billy loomis. ok? they’re 17 and 18. it’s gross.

MASTERLIST:

Billy Lenz:

GN!Reader/Billy (Male receiving rimjob)

Bubba Sawyer:

GN!Reader (Male receiving rimjob) 

GN!Deepthroat

Pyramid Head:

 GN!Shower

asa emory / the collector

Good pet

Personal Reward

Brahms Heelshire

(updated 3/16/2023)

[yourfavhatesterfs]

Leatherface, from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, hates TERFs!

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REQUESTS OPEN

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you work too much

(gn!reader goes down on transmasc herbert west)

Herbert was busy, usual. This man never took breaks. He hated breaks, he had so much to do he-

"Are you still working?"

He jumped a bit and dropped a few tools he was fortunately not focusing on. Herbert turned to "glare" at you.

"You could learn to knock," he snapped.

You blinked a bit at him, absolutely unaffected by his attitude at this point. "Yeah, I did knock. You ignored me."

He looked like he tried to come up with something but went back to what he was doing. You sighed and walked down the stairs.

"Got you your favorite sandwich."

He perked up and carefully put his things down, shuffling over and grabbing it.

"...Thank you.." came out as a mumble and he leaned up to kiss you, lingering a bit longer than he usually did. The second he leaned away he seemed to inhale the sandwich you got him.

"You work too much."

"I work enough."

You stroked a hand through his hair. It was a weakness of his.

"...What are you trying to do."

You chuckled and shushed him, kissing his cheek and nudging him to the couch until he sat down.

"Y/N I need t-"

"You need to relax."

Herbert yelped a bit as you lifted his shirt and kissed at his tummy.

"May I?" You looked up at him.

"....If you must." Herbert glared to the side as you picked his pants open, teasing his stomach before your hand wandered down.

He squeaked. You smirked.

"You're hard, Herbert,"

"It's- I-I'm-" He bit his lip hard, hips seemingly confused where to go.

You put your chin on his thigh. "Can I suck your dick, Herbert?"

"I...I..."

A kiss to his cock got a howl of a "YES" out of him.

Without a second thought you dove in, taking his t-cock into your mouth and rubbing your tongue all around it. The mewls and moans coming from your boyfriend made you using your own hand on yourself way better than normal.

"Y/N-!"

A pair of hands grabbed your head and slammed it into your boyfriends pussy, his cock poking your lips.

You sighed to yourself but dug your tongue in deeper.

Herbert tried to stifle a yelp but failed as he crushed your face into his lap, his cum soaking your mouth. You kept digging your tongue in again before he let go.

You lifted up with your face soaked. "Damn."

"Hnnn..." Herbert whined, grabbing your hair. "...I didn't say you could stop."

You gripped his thighs and planted your face against him again, feeling him twitch against your lips.

"Yes, sir."

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Personal Reward (Asa Emory/GN!Reader)

(penetrative/oral sex, master/slave dynamic, all consensual)

He was idle. He was idle, and...other things. Well.

He walked down his hall... to your room. You were watching something on an electronic he had given you. ...Cute. He gave you a big room. A big bed. Fine electronics. It was CLEAR you were his favorite. and he wanted you to know it.

... He clicked at you, and you perked up. He was still Master. And you were his pet. You put down what you were doing and made your way towards Asa and sat. There was, of course, a tent in his pants.

You unzipped his slacks, tugged his briefs down so his cock could bounce out. You shut your eyes as you took your Masters cock into your mouth as you usually did, pulling your head back and pushing forward like he liked.

Asa praised and petted your head while trying to keep his composure, cock throbbing in your mouth. You sighed through your nose and flattened your tongue against the underside of his dick, suckling on him just as you knew he liked.

Your Master sighed and brought up a display for himself but hesitated; Sitting up and shoving your head off of him. No..it’s time to please his toy, too.

Asa grabbed you by the shoulders and pushed you onto your plush bed he gave you and gripped your legs as he nudged the head of his cock against your hole.

He dragged his tongue against your neck as he rubbed himself all against you, whispering into your ear about how you were his favorite specimen, his little toy, how hard it makes him knowing you know you’re his.

Asa grunted a bit as he pushed himself inside of you, singing your praises the whole time. His hips went soft for the first few moments before he began losing himself, grasping your body anywhere he could and moaning his lust for you; Making sure you are full of his cum, like he wants you to be.

Asa grunted and pulled himself out of you, petting your cheek.

You are in his favorite room like the good pet you are.

You purred a bit and rolled onto your side, reaching down to feel just how much he filled you up.

He looked over, growling. “You know I love you, pet, but Master has to go out for a bit. I'll be back to finish you off."

Asa leaned over and kissed you deep, reaching down your groin to tease you with two fingers as his tongue dipped into your mouth.

He leaned back and tugged his mask back on, chuckling before whipping out a blade of his and softly dragging it down your belly.

"Don't touch yourself while I'm gone. I'll know."

"Yes, master." You responded with a shudder, your legs shivering already.

"Good pet. I'll be back. Get ready for when I do."

"Yes, master."

He leaned in to kiss your forehead. "You'll always be my one and only."

You watched him grab his tools and head out before shuddering and returning to play on the console he got you.

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so i'm toying around with an m/m asa emory/reader fic here bc i've seen zero gay shit with asa emory

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i have a t-dick herbert fic ready to go but im unhappy with it

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bro i miss redsugar as a slasher writer i genuinely hope they’re actually okay what happened wasn’t fair

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I just wanted horror content. It’s a little fucked up to be fetishizing serial killers but alright.

AAAHAHAHA

YO EVERYONE, BOO THIS DUMBASS

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Personal Reward (Asa Emory/GN!Reader)

(penetrative/oral sex, master/slave dynamic, all consensual)

He was idle. He was idle, and...other things. Well.

He walked down his hall... to your room. You were watching something on an electronic he had given you. ...Cute. He gave you a big room. A big bed. Fine electronics. It was CLEAR you were his favorite. and he wanted you to know it.

... He clicked at you, and you perked up. He was still Master. And you were his pet. You put down what you were doing and made your way towards Asa and sat. There was, of course, a tent in his pants.

You unzipped his slacks, tugged his briefs down so his cock could bounce out. You shut your eyes as you took your Masters cock into your mouth as you usually did, pulling your head back and pushing forward like he liked.

Asa praised and petted your head while trying to keep his composure, cock throbbing in your mouth. You sighed through your nose and flattened your tongue against the underside of his dick, suckling on him just as you knew he liked.

Your Master sighed and brought up a display for himself but hesitated; Sitting up and shoving your head off of him. No..it’s time to please his toy, too.

Asa grabbed you by the shoulders and pushed you onto your plush bed he gave you and gripped your legs as he nudged the head of his cock against your hole.

He dragged his tongue against your neck as he rubbed himself all against you, whispering into your ear about how you were his favorite specimen, his little toy, how hard it makes him knowing you know you’re his.

Asa grunted a bit as he pushed himself inside of you, singing your praises the whole time. His hips went soft for the first few moments before he began losing himself, grasping your body anywhere he could and moaning his lust for you; Making sure you are full of his cum, like he wants you to be.

Asa grunted and pulled himself out of you, petting your cheek.

You are in his favorite room like the good pet you are.

You purred a bit and rolled onto your side, reaching down to feel just how much he filled you up.

He looked over, growling. “You know I love you, pet, but Master has to go out for a bit. I'll be back to finish you off."

Asa leaned over and kissed you deep, reaching down your groin to tease you with two fingers as his tongue dipped into your mouth.

He leaned back and tugged his mask back on, chuckling before whipping out a blade of his and softly dragging it down your belly.

"Don't touch yourself while I'm gone. I'll know."

"Yes, master." You responded with a shudder, your legs shivering already.

"Good pet. I'll be back. Get ready for when I do."

"Yes, master."

He leaned in to kiss your forehead. "You'll always be my one and only."

You watched him grab his tools and head out before shuddering and returning to play on the console he got you.

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i guess it’s just my thing to write slasher men getting their asses ate huh

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doing 18+ slasher x reader asks

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no one is making stuff of older herbert so i guess its up to me (joke kinda)

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re-doing DBD poll soon

[rotking]

hi my name is rot and i currently have basically little to no hours of work a week (i have not had a single day in over a month and i dont see that changing) and am looking for another job. until then i’m scrambling with commissions but would extremely appreciate any.. donations. anything helps. my current queue is posted on @rottingroyalty. thank you if you consider me for either!

my v*nmo, c*shapp and p*ypal are all rottingroyalty

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ok nvm it saved wrong thanks

[lumberjerk]

suggestive/nude leatherface under the cut so dont click unless u wanna see that lol

idk what to say for myself