Makin' Bacon

Howdy! I'm BLU's engineer, better known as Dell Conagher. With 11 phds, I can solve most problems, as long as they're practical. I'm willin' to anwser any questions ya have fer me.

[theredbushman]

hi sniper :^) i made you & engie in tomodachi life & you guys fell in love <3

Great, I've been put inta another bloody simulation.

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//hey guys! This blog is probably gonna go on hiatus for a bit. I've been feeling a lot of burnout lately and recently got a new job, so I need to take time for myself.

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Hi!!! Are there any flowers that you like? -🐕

I love myself some bluebonnets. Down in Texas they say pickin' them is illegal, but that's a wive's tale.

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A soft knock reverberated against the workshop door sometime in the night. Once all the other mercs had retired to their quarters, and there was no one left to interrupt the Texan as he tinkered into the late hours.

Rune poked their head inside, tentatively checking if they were welcome. They didn't intend on staying long—it was late, after all, and it would still benefit them to at least try to get some rest tonight. But first, they had a gift to deliver, lest they forget.

They approached the occupied workbench, standing there for a moment and simply observing the delicate work underway, before gingerly slipping a piece of paper onto the corner, leaving a drawing for Dell.

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"Well, would ya look at that!" He smiled warmly, the drawing would add some much needed color to his realitively drab looking workspace and served as a reminder of the bluebonnets from home that he missed dearly. "Thanks fer the drawin', partner."

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Hi!!! Are there any flowers that you like? -🐕

I love myself some bluebonnets. Down in Texas they say pickin' them is illegal, but that's a wive's tale.

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hey engie, I know you do mechanical engineering but have you ever taken interest in bio engineering??? :D

I do! In fact, it's one 'o my phds. Wouldn't have been able to build the gunslinger without it.

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never cut back on beer and BBQ. makes life worth living

Damn right it does... but still, wonderin' if I should loose a few pounds.

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gives you a cat ear headband to see what you do with it.

What the??

You know what? I ain't even surprised at this point. The ears could use some more gun, though.

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Heheh...Dell Conagher👅... You handsome cowboy, ignore all tjose ships and kiss me instead👀👅💕

How 'bout ya kiss my sentry instead? Go on, she don't bite

[hoodoptish]

fatherson

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Hallo engineer!! I tried to make bacon for zhe first time!! Do you want a piece? 😁

That looks like a damn good strip of bacon, son!

[theredbushman]

You should kiss medic

And why tha bloody hell would I do that?

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Don't these people realize that 'ya should be kissin' me instead?

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ENGINEER YOU HAVEN'T WROTE IN SIX DAYS ARE YOU OKAY. DID THE BREAD TUMORS GET YOU AGAIN.

Don't worry, it ain't the bread tumors. Just got lots of work to do sometimes.

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Hmm hmm I. M trying to figure out if I should make a BLU medic rp blog.. I haven't seen many medics around here that are active.. 🤔🤔//

Granted, he will be based off my personal au but a medic is better than no medic right?//

//go for it!

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*the sounds of footsteps followed by a comically loud door slam.*

Sniper somehow found out the laser

Yep, just found out about it the hard way.

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Luv, did I just see biter shoot a laser outta her arm?

- @theredbushman

Laser? What in sam hill are you talkin about? I absolutely didn't augment a laser onto her no siree!

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Howdy there. From one engi to another, do ya have any tips fer gettin uh.. Muck off ya tools? (:

— 🚬🔩Zed C.

Howdy! Someone else mentioned ya a while back. It would depend on the tools. Wrenches can be washed with soap and water, but fer smaller and more complicated sentry parts 'yer gonna want to take a toothbrush or another small brush and isopropyl alcohol. And don't forget WD-40, thing works miracles I swear.

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((Hey friendly reminder to not force your tf2 hcs on to this blog or claim stuff like "oh you like these things." Or "you look this way" It's nice to have them but this is an rp blog based on the op's own interpretation of the character.