people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over

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people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
People: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Me: Drugs
How would you describe yourself?
Sad and horny
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
Someone: *doesn't answer phone*
Anxiety: SHIT THEY'RE DEAD
Me: they probably just left their phone somewh-
Anxiety: THEY WERE IN A CAR CRASH
Anxiety: AND IT WAS YOUR FAULT
Me: how was it my-
Anxiety: THEY WENT TO PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN IT RANG AND THAT'S WHY THEY CRASHED
Me: but-
Anxiety: THEY'RE BEING MURDERED
Me: wait
Anxiety: AND IT'S YOUR FAULT
Me: what
Anxiety: THEY WERE HIDING FROM A MURDERER AND YOUR PHONE CALL CAUSED THEIR PHONE TO RING AND IT ALERTED THE MURDERER TO THEIR HIDING SPOT AND NOW THEY'RE DEAD
Me: please-
Anxiety: YOU KILLED THEM TWICE
Me: that's-
Anxiety: NICE GOING, ASSHOLE
Me: stop
Omg the young Pam Anderson tho 😻😻😻
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*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
(via amore-risate)
“just set a timer for twenty minutes, take a nap!”
yeah but what happens if it takes me a while to get to sleep? what if i need to pee? google says 20 minutes is optimum time for a nap but i don’t think i’ll fall asleep INstantly but if i set it for 30 minutes i might fall asleep quickly and then i’ll be tired for the rest of the day there are too many variables and i am so stressed