Bears, Sports and Sarcasm

Austin 29 Dallas ❤️ Dallas ❤️

[alpacinosgf]

[dirtylittledamsel]

[gingersofficial]

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This shot of Jenna Marbles in her Leisure Suit™️ (feat. Kermit) radiates obscene amounts of Big Dick Energy.

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A sequel

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The inevitable conclusion

[gaypeopletwitter]

[teerofinale]

When you slowly lower yourself to ride his dick

[tricksywizard]

Hellth Food

[nissarevane]

@circlesmadeofglass

[simplehombre]

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Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

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This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[knightwayne]

make me choose → anonymous asked Domino or Valkyrie

[rihannamaterial]

[sakura-haruka]

ICONIC™ lines from AHS: Apocalypse finale

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[jigglyturk]

Seemlessness

[purple-beard]

[to-galgadot]

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[raja-gemini]

i don’t even fucking know what this is bye

[misdreavus]

[petar-darkholm]

oh my god

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[bob-belcher]

Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham

[acoustickub]

This movie was the Disney go to for Halloween.

[sexgoddeathandus]

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