Why am I a thing?

Millennial. Aquarius. INTJ. Team Valor. Chaotic Good. ADHD. T1D. Queer as a three dollar bill. Vaguely pissed off. Firm believer in "Fake it till you make it."

[skopostheorie]

I like when this is about a stop you are currently at and are observing with your own two eyeballs. Was it the ghost tram. The invisible tram

[skopostheorie]

Okay so it turns out I was at the wrong stop

[precureedfan]

Reblog/Like if you happen to have loved at least one or even all of these old shows that used to be on Disney Channel

[thememedaddy]

[wiisagi-maiingan]

If you make goth clothing, decor, accessories, etc

please

please please please

please stop putting crosses on literally everything.

I know that they're a staple of goth fashion. I know. But not everyone is Christian. Not everyone wants to wear or surround themselves with Christian symbols. There are a lot of goths who would die happy if we they never had to see a cross again. Please.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

This really resonated with folks, huh.

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[ruinedchildhood]

Pepper Ann was a savage (1997 - 2000)

[purr-in-ink]

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[thememedaddy]

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[ysolt]

Being a pervert is so important in a world that is banishing anything sexual out of sight

[alansalda]

ALAN ALDA having a bone to pick with his co-star during the filming of M*A*S*H, S2 E1, “Divided We Stand,” on August 17, 1973

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[vampirewillowrosenberg]

This can't be fucking real oh my god.

[tastefullyoffensive]