creative title

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Oh fuck I forgot I’m stupid *goes and lays in the street*

[cherubicghost]

Tchaikovsky was inspired to create the piece, ‘Swan Lake’ after watching the film, ‘Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)’. Close friends of Tchaikovsky reported him saying it was, “one of the most emotionally thrilling and aesthetically divine” films he’d ever seen.

[striders]

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[blackpyrefly]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

[timnordwind-deactivated20130819]

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[astrodickology]

Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

two bros.. chillin in Antarctica… five feet apart ‘cause one of them might be The Thing

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

people that own chickens are trustworthy

[blextrophy]

chickens own themselves

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

[horreurscopes]

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[i-am-a-fish]

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

[helltitty]

Snail but with no shell

[bonginspector]

Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms

[helltitty]

a what

[naytchgirl-deactivated20170709]

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

mankind? No. man mean

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[x--s]

i took a test on the communist manifesto

the teacher said i answered  30 out of 30 of the questions right

It seems i got… 

full marx