Texts From Reborn

ay ay ay I sporadically post from time to time but this blog is mostly dead lmao

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The News: NO THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS CAN EXCEED 12 PEOPLE!!!

Vongola Family: 👀👀

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God help us all

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If Trump were to win the election again, the only good thing about it would be a part 2 to this post from 2016 smh

[rebornthestage]

#ボンゴレリング (#VongolaRing) is currently Top 2 trending (and might be Top 1 in a few minutes!!) in Japan Twitter thanks to the new Twisted Wonderland merch, so I decided to make this meme to commemorate.🤣🤣🤣

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Family therapist: Ok Hibari you go first

Hibari: Sorry I tried to kill all of you

Mukuro: Also sorry I tried to kill everyone

Tsuna: I'm not sorry for anything because you're both assholes

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I want like a good old middle school AU where they're all like 6th graders. Hibari's got a crush on Tsuna and he's a shit about it of course, but he doesn't like when other people bully Tsuna.

Like that one time they had a carnival day with all those big blow up attractions, Hibari overhears that this one kid tried to put gum in Tsuna's hair. So Hibari decides to be "social" for once and fucking suplexes the kid in a bouncy castle

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WAIT shsnsbe I see I've been posting to this blog when I shouldn't have omg so embarrassing

[astraldemise]

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It feels so good when someone dms you on discord asking about commissions ooool

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Post college AU where a select few of our Vongola guardians can't be assed to set up direct deposit and they always wake up on like the 3rd or 4th of each month like, "I FORGOT TO PAY THE RENT"

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Okay so naturally in my college AU Gokudera is really into Tsuna and it's just so funny. Gokudera is taking care of drunk Tsuna bc he's a mess hunched over and hurling into the toilet bc Mukuro pressured him into taking celebratory shots with the strongest alcohol and Tsuna has so many regrets ok.

Gokudera rubs soothing circles into Tsuna's back while he repeatedly mutters, "Fuck Mukuro, this is all his fault. Gokudera puts Tsuna in bed, wiping away the last remnants of his hurling session. He just sort of stares at Tsuna who's just feels sick, still in a daze and says, "This is probably gross since you just finished vomiting, but I really wanna kiss you"

Tsuna hears this it's the one thing he remembers and he can't help but blush each time and he doesn't wanna bring it up bc he's positive Gokudera thinks he doesn't remember

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Hm I been slipping lately

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Okay so naturally in my college AU Gokudera is really into Tsuna and it's just so funny. Gokudera is taking care of drunk Tsuna bc he's a mess hunched over the

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Ok I appreciate u guys liking this when I didn't even finish typing it asdghjk

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Okay so naturally in my college AU Gokudera is really into Tsuna and it's just so funny. Gokudera is taking care of drunk Tsuna bc he's a mess hunched over and hurling into the toilet bc Mukuro pressured him into taking celebratory shots with the strongest alcohol and Tsuna has so many regrets ok.

Gokudera rubs soothing circles into Tsuna's back while he repeatedly mutters, "Fuck Mukuro, this is all his fault. Gokudera puts Tsuna in bed, wiping away the last remnants of his hurling session. He just sort of stares at Tsuna who's just feels sick, still in a daze and says, "This is probably gross since you just finished vomiting, but I really wanna kiss you"

Tsuna hears this it's the one thing he remembers and he can't help but blush each time and he doesn't wanna bring it up bc he's positive Gokudera thinks he doesn't remember

[khrbb]

reopening WRITER applications

We are reopening writer applications.

We would like signups from people that haven’t already joined the big bang as we want to get as many people from the fandom involved as possible. Even if you don’t have enough time to dedicate to writing, please reblog to spread the word!

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YouTube AU where Gokudera posts a video titled "Exposing Tsuna" but it's literally just an hour of him giving compliments, talking about how great Tsuna is while demanding everyone to go subscribe

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Tsuna's channel was supposed to be a let's play channel but everyone kept coming back despite Tsuna not being very good because of the shenanigans occuring in the background of the facecam

Gokudera runs a channel on unsolved mysteries and cryptids but has been blanket banned from many historical "haunted" sites because he keeps trying to bring explosives into them for "further investigation"

Hibari has an ASMR channel of his animals eating

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you know those dudes that just drop things from massive heights??? I feel like Takeshi would be something so unnecessarily similar like,,,, someone spikes something at him and he has to hit it with his baseball bat. that’s it that’s the channel Takeshi batting random crap the others throw at him

Kyoko would definitely have a really nice baking channel or smth!! either one where it’s dead quiet and just the ~sounds of cooking~ or she talks while she bakes like a tv cooking show!!

I feel like Haru would take time to be similar to that one girl on YouTube that thrifts clothes and repurposes them into neat new clothes and stuff

Ryohei probably has either an exercise channel OR he’s like that one dude that just goes out and gets bitten and stung by bugs and animals to test the pain level honestly he would. sometimes he features in Kyoko’s videos purely bc he gets food

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Mukuro runs a ""prank"" channel. You know the type.

Dino is a rancher who owns horses and vlogs about them and the other animals he keeps.

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okay so Chrome probably posts to DailyMotion instead of YouTube and probably does vlogs, I feel. y’know shopping with Ken and Chikusa, “I got along with M.M today!”, “Fran got attacked by a dog”, shows her progress of learning Italian, goes around with Kyoko and Haru and stuff, it’s cute

Dino absolutely shows all the animals he has, whip skills to flex, gets hurt often obviously. sometimes on the RAREST of occasions people will watch Kyoya’s animal ASMR and wow that horse looks suspiciously familiar.... have they seen that dog before?? Dino also calls Squalo over sometimes to talk about sea animals, shows of Enzo, it’s a hot mess but viewers love watching Squalo scream and insult him anyway

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YES YES YES!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! If we're going full social media au/no mafia/flames then I think Chrome may make videos about learning magic tricks, in the same style as her videos tracking her language learning progress.

Her daily motion titles are probably like.. "Learning how to do the Coin Trick" "fran got attacked by a dog" "Saw a Bee on my Windowsill"

Also yeah!!!! Everyone who watches their videos probably gets the sense they know each other, but they can't always tell. It's obvious for Gokudera and Tsuna, but no one would know that hibari and mukuro have interacted until like, I don't know, mukuro shows up at hibari's doorstep to ask if his refrigerator is running.

(It doesn't have to be a good prank, but the act of showing up to Hibari's house to annoy him is enough to set him off!)

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What the heck guys i love all of thisss

Nana would run one of those cooking tutorial channels like Maangchi

Lambo is trying to be a Youtuber TM but his videos are like a minute long and consist of "Spicy Octopus snack CHALLENGE (i cried)" and "What's in my hair? (Not ClickBait)". He gets 15 subscribers and starts to brag about it to Tsuna

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Reborn has a cosplay channel and according to what he cosplays, some misery befalls on someone. He's the best youtuber out there and noone knows why or how. Must have been his cryptic messages. Or the violence. In general.

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YouTube AU where Gokudera posts a video titled "Exposing Tsuna" but it's literally just an hour of him giving compliments, talking about how great Tsuna is while demanding everyone to go subscribe

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AU where everything is the same except Tsuna looks directly in the camera and sighs bc it it's Tuna's Declassified : Mafia Survival Guide

But the thing is each time he's about the fight the big boss of the arc he's just like "sorry guys, I don't have any tips for this."

Tsuna the night before fighting byakuran: I'm probably gonna die tomorrow and the future will officially be doomed. But if you ever find yourself in the same position, make sure to drink a cup of water before the fight and stay hydrated. Tbh I wish Xanxus became 10th instead. Also, dad if you're watching this, I hate you.