Texts From Zayn

Poetic, perplexing, and ostrobogulous texts from Zayn.

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Do you love me

Of course gyp¡

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what are you doing

Being a gyp

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Urethra! I've had an epissphany!

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Better have a hot head, than have cold feet.

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I love diarrhea in my mouth. Mouth to anus human centipede style. Call me a tub boy. Call it santorum

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Africans are from Africa. But Jews are not from Jewsia because that doesn't exist. I'm from earf. Not earth does that make me racist? No, I've always been racist. The KKK affiliation makes me racist

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I'm cray, like a fish. Call me hungry, open my mouth. See food. Seafood

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Thank you Abraham Lincoln for farting. And thank you jimmy carter for being a peanut farmer. And most importantly, thank you American dad

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Zany Anagrams

Zayn: Yeah there are a buttload of anagrams. If you google it there is a great site

Here's one: A decimal point.---> I'm a dot in place.

"Clint eastwood"---->"old west action"

"animosity"---->"is no amity"

"a gentleman"------>"elegant man"

"doubleclick"----->"click be loud"

"intoxicate"----->"excitation" Remember that one

"Tylenol pill"----->"lo! plenty ill" And whenever is use "lo," I must go

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Ah your vocabulary is on par with a porcupines prickles, they have obscure definitions that few people talk about

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If Walt Disney was a hardcore nazi (I think he was antisemitic), and he created Mickey mouse, who committed the murder?

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mosquitoes bite everyone. Especially men with beards. That's why they're also called mosqui(BEARD)toes

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Democracy has hairy armpits.

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If I get another spam message from barracuda, I'm calling in the piranhas.

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Are you in a kids swimming pool? Then you'd be shallow and pedantic

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Zany Self Conversation 2

Zayn: Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters?

That was genius

(motherinlaw = woman hitler) Hmmm

Effloresce

What a gangster word

We outlaws

We lawless

Flawless, hardly

Working

A rap battle. Irises. Fix the copier

Poop: smelly rectum.

To steal or to effloresce

Get that goat away.

What the goat stop the haiku madness

That wasn't poetry

Foryourdelixateeyes

Delicate? Yes

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Zany Self Conversation

Zayn: Naughty

WHy is that word sensual?

Uh oh did I reveal something?

Where are my pants?

Oh that's right I am wearing shorts. Hahahaha I am more evil than a fungi, a fun guy.