Texts From Azeroth

Cover for me! I gotta whiz behind a tree.

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Oculeth would also be happy to explain the scientific components of ice cream, if you’re interested!

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The undead as a whole are really good at making really poor unlife choices. 

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Maybe something with Oculeth? This blog is great by the way!

Thank you! Oculeth is one of my favorites, I’ll have to post something for him soon!

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Something about Marcus from the steamy romance novels please

Marcus certainly gets into enough trouble. I’ll see what I can do!

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Maybe more Thassarian/ Koltira?

Sounds good!

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Something with Darion Mograine? Love your blog <3

Thank you! <3 Always more Darion!

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I ship Tess and Anduin. Even though it's nonexistent, it seems logical because they're (probably) around the same age and that kind of marriage would unite Gilneas and Stormwind royalty. Or something. I respect Wranduin and all, but... I think of them as friends with benefits. Anduin feeling pent up and calling Wrathion, who is kinky as heck.

We here at TFA are open to any and all possible ships. (The trainwreckier the better, if we’re being honest. Funnier that way.)

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Could you do something with Mr bigglesworth please?

Anything for our favorite undead kitty!

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Brann Bronzebeard is doing pretty well for someone whose career is in ruins.

Well he is royalty. He always has that to fall back on.

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Do you ever include your own drunk texts in your blog? :D

once or twice ;)

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This may be a rather strange question, but have you ever been so drunk that you sent yourself a text and replied to it?

No, but I did once send my friend “ngona; laer” and was convinced it made perfect sense.

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Nothing good ever comes out of Silithus.

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Meow! Zen'kiki, please? (He's the druid from the Western Plaguelands who's just terrible lol)

Of course! Zen’kiki is a true bro <3