Texts From Frogs and Bugs

Texts from Problem Sleuth, Intermission, and Exile characters from Homestuck. Don't expect any type of canon or continuity from this. You can request or submit stuff if you want. Featuring canon panels, sprites, and possibly my dumb drawings. (PS characters aren't canonically carapacians, but I headcanon them as such, so they get to be here too.)

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This is just a v important message. Bless this blog, bless u, may good karma come your way 6u6

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[712]: The police scanner is talking about you again...

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[781]: I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again

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[210]: Obviously last night’s theme was “Let’s Make Bad Life Choices”

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[720]: So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.

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[217]: You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as “hot pocket”

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[931]: I don’t know. I’m drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning

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Voiced by @get-thee-to-a-shrubbery!! 

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[720]: All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me

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[518]: September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location

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[038]: motherfuckers don’t know shit about her Knife Hat

suggested by @grace-kohai

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[847]: Uhmm, it’s called hentai.

[1-847]: I DON’T CARE WHAT IT’S CALLED I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER

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[318]: Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?

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Oh hey!! If you need anyone for voice acting I've done it for a couple other blogs and few fanfic readings and I'm always looking for extra practice. I'd love to help if I could! I adore your blog btw it always makes me laugh!

OMG,,

I feel so loved,,

Thank you

@everyone who’s interested in voice acting just IM me and we can discuss who you can voice/which posts you’d want to do and also i love you all

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C̞̙ ̼̭̻̠E̡͙ ̖̬̦̜͟L̫͞ ͖͉̮E͙̯̮̖̬͙̟͢ ̴͍̘͖B̨̯̮͓ ̣̭R̷͕̟ ̯͚A̝̮ ͔̮̮̮T͇̞̫ ͉̗̭Ì̤͚̥̯ ̸̮O̠̟͜ ̳̱̥̟̜͞N̘̘͓̣

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I'm also up for voice acting, that sounds like a fun project to voice!

NICE!!!

Just IM me and we can discuss… stuff!

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[790]: i just succ

[780]: fuck I hit send too early

[329]: no keep going what did you succ

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