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Tim: I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee. Tim: And it tastes incredible. Tim: And I have chest pains.

Venti: Why is my underwear in the freezer?

Kaeya: You said, "This is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow." Apparently, drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

Venti: That explains so much.

Velma, to Fred: I’ll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. “Excuse me, my friend wants to make out with someone.”

jitb listening party: texts from last night [vol.2] + yoongi bonus

Athena: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Leon: I’m face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real

Lan Wangji [@ Lan Jingyi]: please don't ironically join a cult.

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