Texts From Jurassic Park

A blog combining the Jurassic Park franchise and Texts From Last Night! Submissions are always open! Note: All submissions MUST be about the adult characters of the JP franchise ONLY. Hell, even the dinosaurs are fair game if you really want to! Just NO posts about the kids of the JP franchise due to the adult subject matter of the blog.

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(909):

Well i blew him and then my wife blew him, so I’m guessing we’ll be seeing him around, yeah

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I made this with you in mind, @dictionarywrites ! :)

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(614):

Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.

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(801):

He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees. Obviously I fucked him.

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(425):

I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.

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(918):

I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight

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(602):

I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I’m scared.

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(909):

Well i blew him and then my wife blew him, so I'm guessing we’ll be seeing him around, yeah

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(678):

kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party.

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(337):

Is it bad that whipped cream tastes like sex to me?

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(484):

If you and your penis don’t hurry up, I’m getting drunk without you.

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(+39)

I don’t know if I’m dying or this is just a mild inconvenience.

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(201):

He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleep was bullshit.

(415):

Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.

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(401):

after giving each other head, we had a really nice heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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(973):

Its like everytime I see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.

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(201):

He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.