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C&L obsessive weirdos about Leon Goretzka @wusialaforeva on ao3 - moving in silence

[wusialaforeva]

Our stuff on ao3:

Wusiala

two idiots one braincell (fluff, 7k)

blondes have more fun (fluff, 2k)

little steps/big leaps (angst, series with 2 parts; 57k)

breakup blondes (angst, 5k)

wo die Kiwis blühen (fluff/angst, chaptered, 92k)

the end of summer (light angst, 2.5k)

Kimmetzka

romantic stoicism (mostly fluff; series with 5 parts so far)

the art of taking (angst no happy ending; 6k)

perspectives on homoerotic denial in professional male athletes (pure fluff, 15k)

in defense of holding on (angst, 7k)

Mittelmaß (angst, fluff, 20k)

give your heart a break (angst, fluff, 18k)

Früchtetee und Freundschaftsbänder (fluff, chaptered, 25k)

GORETZKAAA!!! (fluff, crack treated seriously, Kimmetzka is kind of a side pairing?? 8k)

(almost) always responsible (fluff, crack 20k)

of vices and virtues (fluff, angst; chaptered wip)

Raummich

branching out (fluff, 7k)

Ringo (fluff/crack, 2k)

other stuff

Musialovic - cardiac complications in infectious mononucleosis (light angst, fluff, 7k)

Nagelsmann/Goretzka brainrot - worst of you (angst no happy ending, 10k)

Merteskramer - go easy on me (fluff/angst/smut, chaptered, 49k)

Schweinski - 2004 (angst no happy ending, 4k)

Söbeck - Bundestag und Bulgursalat (fluff/crack, 1k)

Kimmretzbry - Where Love is stored (fluff, 1k)

Omar Marmoush/Robin Koch - a win-win-win-lose type of situation (angst, ambiguous ending, 4k)

Wagnelsmann - a matter of guessing (angst, ambiguous ending, 5k)

Reummels - what you had and what you lost (angst with a happy ending, 5k)

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

I know I’ll get through it because I’ve gotten through everything that’s happened to me so far

[luckshiptoshore]

i’m going to say something so brave and controversial on this gay sex blog and it is that the episode of New Girl where Nick and Jess get locked behind the iron curtain until they kiss but they WON’T because they are TOO IN LOVE and Nick is like ‘not like this’ and jess doesn’t know what he means and then at the very end of the episode he just GRABS her and KISSES THE SHIT OUT OF HER and then he says ‘I meant something like that’ and just WALKS OFF is one of the greatest romantic episode arcs on tv ever. fucking perfect no notes sometimes straight people do good stuff after all.

[sydneysageivashkov]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[feeltheburninglight]

[wusialaforeva]

wusiala together on the pitch again this sunday??? how are we feeling??

gott ich bin so raus aus dem ganzen, hatte das so gar nicht auf dem schirm, aber gleichzeitig… die spielen heute in Frankfurt?? was anyone going to tell me??

Honestly tho there are some feelings, alle eher vage und in 5 verschiedenen sehr unaufgeräumten google docs verpackt, aber Wusiala is so back, me thinks? Neben Gulasch schmeckt auch Wusiala aufgewärmt noch besser. Würde nie nochmal was mit einem ex anfangen, aber für die beiden sehe ich das something something you grow up and grow apart, something something you learn from your past mistakes something something second chances 🫡🫶🤡

-L

[wusialaforeva]

nvm es ist in mainz no meeting leon goretzka im bahnhofsviertel alors :(

[wusialaforeva]

wusiala together on the pitch again this sunday??? how are we feeling??

gott ich bin so raus aus dem ganzen, hatte das so gar nicht auf dem schirm, aber gleichzeitig… die spielen heute in Frankfurt?? was anyone going to tell me??

Honestly tho there are some feelings, alle eher vage und in 5 verschiedenen sehr unaufgeräumten google docs verpackt, aber Wusiala is so back, me thinks? Neben Gulasch schmeckt auch Wusiala aufgewärmt noch besser. Würde nie nochmal was mit einem ex anfangen, aber für die beiden sehe ich das something something you grow up and grow apart, something something you learn from your past mistakes something something second chances 🫡🫶🤡

-L

[qqchurch]

[notlayingroses]

in my opinion, the question isn't "Is RPF ethical?" but rather "Are you engaging with RPF ethically?" and even more importantly, "Are you being stupid about it?"

I personally hate any kind morality thought policing. I'm not Catholic or religious and I do not feel guilty over my thoughts. You are not an inherently evil person because you saw two athletes in an interview and went "Hmmm...... what if...." The Feds are not going to come banging down your door because you wrote about one band member dicking down the other and sent it to your friend.

Wondering about other people's lives is very human. Being nosy about their personal lives is very normal. People have been writing fiction about other people's lives since the dawn of time. Some people even manage to write New York Times Bestselling Books that are "historical fiction" or "alternate reality." It does not make you inherently bad to be curious about the details of someone's personal life. That's being human. Being nosy is kind of fun.

The problem, however, comes with the ways in which people engage with it, and involve the real people in this. Harassing an musician's real girlfriend because it doesn't fit into the RPF ship. Showing up at real sporting events holding signs about how certain teammates should kiss. Trying to get actors to sign art of them fucking their coworker. Flooding social media with comments using the celebrity's full name and speculation. There's a line, there's a fourth wall, and there's fandom etiquette.

I hate the question of "Is RPF ethical" because it feels like morality thought policing. Post your fics on locked accounts, censor someone's name when you tweet about it, blow up your groupchat with hundreds of "DID YOU SEE THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER??" texts. It's not inherently evil to wonder what other people are doing when they're out of the spotlight. Kill the cop in your mind.

But just have some basic decency and do not involve the real people. Don't cross the line without caring how it affects them. This is basic fandom 101 and lately we have been flying too close to the damn sun! Everyone get more normal about RPF so major news outlets and magazines stop posting articles about "Is RPF ethical?" and blowing up our spot!

[leonsliga]

Back for 🇩🇪

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[leonsliga]

📸: Leon Goretzka post-match | FC Bayern München vs. VfB Stuttgart | 23.05.2026

[loveridden1999]

[kosmogrl]

[lokilow-keystabbing]

The fact that they both carried the numbers on their back for the years they would play for bayern makes me so emotional