Texts From The Order Of No Quarter

Mods: Mod Shovel: @waddledab Mod Specter: @anxietychan Mod Tinker: @pastelplaguedoctors Mod Bard: @starflethegreat ---------------------------------- Just a little blog to reenact the (fake) interactions between the characters of Shovel Knight, but in instant messenger form

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This isn't a text, but is there any way I can find a way into that discord server?

the server’s long gone. i’m sorry.

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Shovel Knight: it’s a little muggy out today

Shield Knight: if i go outside and find all our mugs on the lawn, i’m getting a divorce

Shovel Knight: -sips coffee from a bowl-

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it’s been ages but i’m finally out of hibernation. send some funnie ideas. i’ll get posting too shortly.

-mod bard

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"The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" but with one of the characters.

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Hey this is mod plague. I’m leavin the blog because the requests are becoming really touchy subjects that I’m not too good at handling and it’s really dragging my mental health, and it’s really stressing me out getting asks so often that I’m not expecting/really want to respond to anymore. If you still like my stuff i’m a mod at @accurateshovelknightscreenshots (mod plague there too)

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The ending of season 3 episode 1 of rick and morty but with specter knight and reize

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King knight ordering drinks from plauge knight without realizing he's not a peasant bartender

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On the subject of Hamilton: in case you didn't know, basically it's the Founding Fathers rap battling and crying

(ive heard of what it’s about and i dont see why people are always losing their shit over it.)

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Requested by @pandoraspurse

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Requested by @bluemurderbunny

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Requested by @pandoraspurse

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Mona asking Plague Knight to put on his "special suit"?

(I’m a lil burnt out form making these so i’m gonna take a break form doing them for now. -mod plague)

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Shovel and Black Knight arguing back and forth on who's the better digger before Mole Knight jumps in?

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Plague Knight describing his fursona to Shovel Knight and right afterwards Shovel Knight says "Would you kindly bury yourself or should I fukkin do it for you?"

(Here u go you lovely anon)

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YOU CAN’T ORDER A BURGER AT STARBUCKS, TREASURE.